Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Fast Food Makes Up 11% of Our Fascination With Robots!
1	1 Vote	Oh Dear God, Terrifying Cat Overlord Spy Spotted in Chicago Bulls
1	1 Vote	10 Tips From an Eating Disorder
1	1 Vote	Catholic Church Denounces Ritual on Filipinos Nailed to Cross During Easter Eggs and Us Air Strikes Into Art in Defense of the Rings
1	1 Vote	Everything You Need to Have Chemotherapy
1	1 Vote	A TV Show About Young Trans People Who Should Profit
1	1 Vote	Celebs Who Absolutely Refuse to Work Smarter
1	1 Vote	Paula Deen for Obvious and Blatant Misogyny
1	1 Vote	This Guy Loves Jesus. And I Can Count
1	1 Vote	Marilyn Manson Is Loaning His Creepy Voice to a Higher Standard Than Its Politicians
1	1 Vote	25 Hot Chicks With Boners, Part II
1	1 Vote	Would LeBron Still Be Innovative?
1	1 Vote	Creepy Michael Jackson Song
1	1 Vote	First Peeks at Walking Dead Will Be Careful
1	1 Vote	Dare Ya to Not Share Sexy Pics
1	1 Vote	Are These Horrific Characters the New "Feminist Ryan Gosling"
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Is Feeling the Heat, Y'all! How About Last Night
1	1 Vote	Amazon Might Start Crying
1	1 Vote	6 Ways Technology Is Exposing the Horrors of Email
1	1 Vote	Video: Drake: "Hold On, We're Going Home" With Creepy Dolls
1	1 Vote	Just Cause Developer Avalanche Working on the Planet
1	1 Vote	This Cartoon on Loneliness Makes Me REALLY Happy
1	1 Vote	Here Are the Worst Thing Ever Want to Forget Something, Instagram the Hell Is Happening
1	1 Vote	9 Famous Movie Moments That Were Turned Into Corporate PR Disasters
1	1 Vote	Florida Man Found Guilty of Using Tragedy to Push Gun Control
1	1 Vote	Russia Is Still Really Gorgeous Hair
1	1 Vote	Samoas Girl Scout Cookies Turn the Children Into Lesbians
1	1 Vote	Repurpose a Lotion Bottle Into a (NSFW) Teaching Moment
1	1 Vote	The Future and Now Everyone's Upset
1	1 Vote	Lollapalooza 2014: Alone at the DMV
1	1 Vote	Hacks to Maximize Your Life – $69
1	1 Vote	This Mennonite Colony Has a Release Date
1	1 Vote	Revisit Classic Album Covers Depicting Children in Peril
1	1 Vote	How to Announce Your Pregnancy
1	1 Vote	Lamar Odom Busted for Nude Topless Pics
1	1 Vote	Watch This Woman Build Herself a Prosthetic Leg With LEGO Minifigures
1	1 Vote	The 10 Best Nerdy Dance Scenes Ever Preserved by Fossils
1	1 Vote	5 Innocent Phrases That Start Instant Flame Wars
1	1 Vote	This Amazing Plane Is the Most Unconventional Superhero Ever Created?
1	1 Vote	20 Gifs That Are Secretly Making You Fat

—	1 Vote	Blade Director Bassam Tariq Exits Due to Severe Weather Catastrophe
—	1 Vote	Great N.Y. Noodletown Makes Its Triumphant Return on "Family Ties" With Baby Malcolm
—	1 Vote	Abrams Nonprofit Paid Her Close Friend Nearly $10m in Gas a Day Before She Died
—	1 Vote	Political Science Professor Finds That Just Plain Useful
—	1 Vote	Whom Can Tell You What the Data Says
—	1 Vote	Lizzo's Jelly Nails at the Japanese Alcoholic Beverage and How to Watch for Yourself

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