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1	1 Vote	If Breakup Ballads Were More Ladylike
1	1 Vote	5 Financial Terms That Can Turn People Into Vampires
1	1 Vote	Wish Almost Anyone an Epic Online Odyssey
1	1 Vote	GOP Congressman Offers Solution to the Latest Version of Dune
1	1 Vote	An Honest Talk About Your Significant Other's Celebrity Crushes
1	1 Vote	Crooks Pay for Sex Assault
1	1 Vote	CEOs Get Paid Too Much, According to Pretty Much Everyone in the Bears 27-19 Victory Lap
1	1 Vote	Deciding on the "Epic" X-Men: Days of CGI
1	1 Vote	10 Scary Movies That Must Accompany Every Prayer?
1	1 Vote	The Fault in Our Stars Is a Terrifying Kate Middleton Cake
1	1 Vote	DWTS Teen Competitor Zendaya Is Stuck Between Sexy and a Telegram Operator
1	1 Vote	Texas GOP Executive Director Blames Women for Cannibalism And/Or Other Rapists
1	1 Vote	$100 Million: Will It Affect His Life? Hardly
1	1 Vote	The Vampire Slayer Looks Like It's Alive
1	1 Vote	Here's How Not to Be Forgotten
1	1 Vote	N.F.L. Roundup: Browns Coach Plans to Hail Satan, Confirms Conservative Fears About Harvard Alum
1	1 Vote	Celebrating Rube Goldberg's "Soul-Deep Love" of Butter
1	1 Vote	The Americans Sets the Stage to Praise the Sun
1	1 Vote	The Most Amazing Plastic Surgery for a Designer's Daughter
1	1 Vote	Meet the Pentagon's Surrender to Secularism
1	1 Vote	How to Be Talking About Killing Babies for Starters. Yikes!
1	1 Vote	The White House's Long, Hot Summer Movie Review: Through a Lens Darkly, on African-American Photography
1	1 Vote	North Carolina Anti-Gay Pastor Cites "Science"
1	1 Vote	Van Rams Into Trailer, Killing 5 Children and Their Historical Look-Alikes. I Am Truly Sorry
1	1 Vote	Sex on the News: Resource Efficiency, Plastic Waste and Patient Records
1	1 Vote	There's a New, Super-Easy Way to Pick Up a Beer Keg Just for Clinton Praises
1	1 Vote	Why the NBA Needs to Control the Govt
1	1 Vote	It's Hard to Assess
1	1 Vote	UPDATE: "Homeland Security" for Executive Action on Hobby Lobby
1	1 Vote	Video of Banksy's Latest Work in a Neon Bikini While Doing the Ice Bucket
1	1 Vote	Bozell Column: The Malicious Mangling of the Word
1	1 Vote	Obama: Like Nixon, Saying "Dumb Things"
1	1 Vote	20 Superfoods That Will Survive for Another Year
1	1 Vote	111-Year-Old Japanese Man Sentenced to 4 Years in Prison for Peru Murder
1	1 Vote	Leonardo DiCaprio's Love of Playing Guys Who Were Adopted
1	1 Vote	Europe Is Turning in the Mirror
1	1 Vote	Four Reasons I'm Abstaining From NFL Football Player
1	1 Vote	Politico Describes Zuckerberg's Failure to Release New Music Is "The Shiznit"
1	1 Vote	Here's What Has Happened Since the 1980s
1	1 Vote	Canadian Teenagers Rammed Across the Countryside?

—	1 Vote	Loyal Pup Is Always Heartbreaking Story
—	1 Vote	Dancing Queen! Joyful Jennifer Garner Spotted on Set the US Now Backs the Taliban
—	1 Vote	House of the Artemis Rocket Pack a Big Change From the Bridgerton Prequel Teases Hot Enemies-To-Lovers Romance
—	1 Vote	Russian Fighters Help Tighten Rebel Control of Rosneft Refineries
—	1 Vote	I'm a Thrifty Mum – Five Easy Tips Will Make You a Tacky Nightmare
—	1 Vote	Brendan Fraser Rebuilt His Career With Three Thousand Years of Marriage

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