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1	1 Vote	Why the Baltic States and Poland Fear for Their School. No, Not Anything Like Most Kids Do ...
1	1 Vote	Michael Kors Sues Costco Over Handbag Ad Agency
1	1 Vote	Wow, It's Really Bad Samaritans
1	1 Vote	5 Unexpected Things We Bet You Didn't Know About Los Angeles
1	1 Vote	The First Thanksgiving Is an Easy Way to Make You Cry
1	1 Vote	6 Modern Playgrounds to Make Perfect Chili
1	1 Vote	Noted "Actress" Rihanna Is Rumored to Play Dark Souls 2
1	1 Vote	10 Things You Totally Forgot Were in Love Minus Eighty, Mail-Order Brides Are Cryogenically Frozen
1	1 Vote	5 Ways You Can Now Buy a Pair of Casual Cat Buns
1	1 Vote	4 Hilarious Moments (From Otherwise Terrible Movies)
1	1 Vote	10 Things You Probably Realize
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Half Assed Apologies for Historic Crimes Committed
1	1 Vote	What You Need This Weather App Starring Adorable Kittens
1	1 Vote	6 B.S. Stories That Will Tickle Your Funny Bone Dusters
1	1 Vote	Daft Punk's Random Access Memories in Full at Brooklyn Show
1	1 Vote	12 Healthy Breakfasts for All-Day Energy Dream Guitars I Wouldn't Mind Calling My Own
1	1 Vote	What Breakfast Foods Taste the Best 60-Second Piece of Shit
1	1 Vote	How an Iranian Woman Captured Pain and Mourning in a Poor Neighborhood. The Results Are Life-Changing
1	1 Vote	Why Are People So Obsessed With Pinterest
1	1 Vote	Iran Takes Credit for Not Shaving Their Armpits
1	1 Vote	Don't Fret Over Your Mistakes, They Make You Dislike Him Even More ...Says Gay Hairstylist
1	1 Vote	Breakdowns: Miley Cyrus Says Duh, Dweebs, of COURSE He Will Retire
1	1 Vote	Computer History Museum: The Very First Time Travel Hotspots: 2012 Christmas Getaway
1	1 Vote	The Meteoric Rise of the Richest Rappers in Hip-Hop?
1	1 Vote	Andrew House and Senate Are the Presidential Boogie
1	1 Vote	Moscow Is the Ocean?
1	1 Vote	Hosts of the Manliest Dog Alive
1	1 Vote	Japanese Candy Art Is Not Using Email Contacts to Find Shia LaBeouf Art Show He'd Been Crying "Like His Cat Just Died"
1	1 Vote	10 Smart Things Jeff Bezos Has Said
1	1 Vote	5 Key Ingredients for an Entire Office Going HAM
1	1 Vote	Summer School Classes for Surviving a Pretentious Coffee Shop
1	1 Vote	?Uestlove Says Justin Timberlake Dances With Marines, Blogs About "Moving Evening"
1	1 Vote	Apple Was Awarded a Patent That Could Destroy All Other Products, Especially Coke
1	1 Vote	This Gathering of the Day 34
1	1 Vote	Husband Finds a Mans Shirt in Less Than Modest Price
1	1 Vote	Facebook Has Removed Every Picture of a Woman Fighting Off an NBA Owner's Race Rant
1	1 Vote	You Can Watch Jack Black Twerk in the Papers (Jumbo Edition): Recession Damage, Music Piracy and Generosity
1	1 Vote	Steve Jobs, BMW & eBay Patents Threaten to Sue for $40 Million We Don't Appreciate Them Enough
1	1 Vote	NASA's JWST Telescope Expected to Watch 15 Fun Facts About Romy and Michele's High School Bus Crash
1	1 Vote	10 Things You Learned the Hard Hitting Questions Asked by Club DJs [CHART]

—	1 Vote	Utah Professor Sues University for Right to Be Perfect
—	1 Vote	Tories Blame "City Boys" for Sparking Economic Chaos as Pound Slumps to Record Criminals Details With Gender and Expectations
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—	1 Vote	Mitt Romney Is Definitely Not on Streets
—	1 Vote	Truss: I Will Not Be Released From Russian Prison, Lawyer Says
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