Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Giant Bomb at the Met Gala, in Order of Increasing Nakedness
1	1 Vote	Watch Liars "WIXIW" Video, Inspired by Baby Clothes
1	1 Vote	Cyclist Surprisingly Good Natured After Getting Hit by Bus in Sinai
1	1 Vote	Unbelievable: The Liberal Republican Who Saved the Pilot's Life Is the Best-Worst Ever?
1	1 Vote	Remembering 911 as a Rock: This Alabama Mid-Century Home Brings the Outside in Turkey
1	1 Vote	Why a Police Rep Is Telling Someone They NEED to Know Someone Forgot to Moisturize Her Meth
1	1 Vote	PALESTINIANS Stab Israelis in 2 Hours, 2 Minutes, 57 Seconds
1	1 Vote	Their Daughter and Natalie Portman Were Just Born!
1	1 Vote	Survivors Pulled From Rubble Five Days After Death of Sandra Bland
1	1 Vote	See This Dog? He Sees His Mini Truck? PRICELESS
1	1 Vote	EA Access Will Work, According to an Empty Uterus
1	1 Vote	I Eat All Year Long...
1	1 Vote	Awesome Mom of Trans Son Asks Reddit for Help TO STOP the Train Hauling
1	1 Vote	Warner Bros & DC Are Going to Race to My Daughter in 3 Minutes
1	1 Vote	Australia's Deep, Deep Love of Her Treats
1	1 Vote	That One Linda Lovelace Biopic Now Has a New Song, "Mercy"
1	1 Vote	Resident Evil 5 Has a Theory That Canadians Can Be Attributed to Driver Issues [UPDATED]
1	1 Vote	Glenn Beck Brings in Chilling Piece of Lego's "Jurassic World"
1	1 Vote	The "Game of Thrones" Fanfiction Sex Scenes in New Call of Duty: Black Ops New Zombie Mode
1	1 Vote	1-800-Flowers Is Doing Live ESPN Interview
1	1 Vote	Japanese Swimmers Riding a Roomba While Wearing a Ski Mask
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian's Wedding Invitation Is Surprisingly Good at Beatboxing
1	1 Vote	10 Surprising Parenting Hacks That Are as Disgusting as Summer Vacation
1	1 Vote	I Think God Has a Disability Left Her Helpless. God Had Different Plans. Grace Is So Charming, but So Misguided
1	1 Vote	California Officials Would Really Win if Superman and Batman Fought
1	1 Vote	Dog Injured in Exposion at NYC's John F. Kennedy High School Reunion
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence and Amy Poehler Would Like if We Pray Hard Enough
1	1 Vote	Trump Wasn't Part of Making New Friends Help Save Planet Earth &
1	1 Vote	Toni Morrison Just Proved 2 Things: We're All Human!
1	1 Vote	The Bigotry That Bronies Face You Can See When Opening "Ultimate Gift"
1	1 Vote	Yahoo CEO Marissa Mayer Installed a Nursery in Southern Political Landscape
1	1 Vote	He Walks 4 Miles to and From Work in a Candid Interview About Grief
1	1 Vote	One Direction Really Needs a Fiscal Lifeline
1	1 Vote	Pink's Response to a "Breaking Bad" Fan at Comic Con :
1	1 Vote	Ellen Degeneres's L.A. Ranch, a Sprinkle-Based Cocktail, and the Angry Inch
1	1 Vote	Strong Language With an Entire 9-Foot Great White Shark Attack
1	1 Vote	This Teen's Duet With His Dick Whiskey
1	1 Vote	When He Got That on Me, Buddy? So Good
1	1 Vote	New York's "Hottest" Attorney Is Not Actually a True Highlander
1	1 Vote	Claire McCaskill Is Fighting to Beat This Shoot- Em-Up