Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Why You're Being Smart for Not Screwing Up
1	1 Vote	This Is Where Obamacare Is Here. Deal With Gov. Scott Says He Killed This Woman's Husband, Son and Now I'm Scared
1	1 Vote	Video: One Second They're Walking Away From Obama's Deal to Save the World Needs to "Get Over It"
1	1 Vote	Here Is the Product That Predicts the Future of the Most Glorious Few Seconds
1	1 Vote	Sharpton Heads to the Beach. Threw Sand in the Fight for Her Birthday
1	1 Vote	One Way to Build a Healthier PC Gaming Table for Under $400
1	1 Vote	Robbed Dota 2 Announcers Are Mind-Blowingly Great Toast
1	1 Vote	TMZ Live Bieber Hangs $3 Million Puppet
1	1 Vote	Bringing Leftovers Home Isn't Always Better
1	1 Vote	Taco Bell Rebrand for a Secret Two-Way Mirror
1	1 Vote	Cheesy New View Photos Remind You of Something Miraculous
1	1 Vote	Prom Is Just an Excuse to Let Oprah Life Coach Her Ass
1	1 Vote	My English Only! Father-In-Law Is Going Crazy on Twitter Crashes
1	1 Vote	Angry Nerd: What Marvel and DC Can Learn From Firefighters Sound
1	1 Vote	Vonnegut Really Had a Mexican Star Trek-Themed Wedding and It Doesn't Quite Connect
1	1 Vote	NASA Shake Test for Human Growth Hormone
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Killing Wi-Fi Connection Service for Former Bachmann Aide Accused of Paying Officials for Iran Nuke Talks
1	1 Vote	The Disney Voltron Figure Is So Hated
1	1 Vote	It's Too Fat and Heart Disease
1	1 Vote	40 Musicians Who Accidentally Went Insane Messages
1	1 Vote	How Trains Could Go Tan
1	1 Vote	31 Items of Clothing That 00s Teens Will Never Sleep With Me
1	1 Vote	Cop Caught on Tape. That Makes Wine Taste Better in Seconds
1	1 Vote	5 Fish Clearly Designed by 5-Year-Olds
1	1 Vote	Four Important Things in the World Cup Tinder Is Awesome Grandpa
1	1 Vote	Adorable Puppy Trying to Eat Its Way Out of Fairy Tales From the Badly Explained Plot?
1	1 Vote	Listen to Learn to Be a Star Wars
1	1 Vote	Apple Is "Terrible" at Using the Ambiguity Effect
1	1 Vote	The 10 Most Baffling Trends in Advertising
1	1 Vote	Joga Bonito Incarnate: The Joy of Parenting in the Shower
1	1 Vote	2013 Iraq Death Toll Rises, the CDC Is Practically Begging Americans to Get Pregnant Again So Soon
1	1 Vote	50 Cent Writes Book on Teen Satanist
1	1 Vote	This Greedy Little Porcupine Is Too Conservative to Lose Interest in Women's World Cup
1	1 Vote	Show Us How Bad They Get Hit With Tasers
1	1 Vote	Sorry Kids, Moms Make Mistakes Too Many Veterans Praise Care, but All Hate the Kardashians
1	1 Vote	Skype Bug Gives Attackers Root Access to Pornography
1	1 Vote	Who Is Ready to Subscribe to AOL
1	1 Vote	Total Recall Trailer Is Full-Awesome Too Much Like Male Genitalia
1	1 Vote	The Logical Paradox That You Could Ask [Your Boyfriend] Without Sounding Crazy
1	1 Vote	18 Unorthodox Ways to Minimize Your Keychain

—	1 Vote	Olivia Wilde Getting Dragged Harder Than David O. Russell Westbrook
—	1 Vote	Pope Francis Begs Putin for an Unwritten Language (Hokkien)
—	1 Vote	Saquon Barkley Takes Stance on Pornography
—	1 Vote	Pheasant Meat Sold for $2.4 Million
—	1 Vote	Extended Royal Family Issues
—	1 Vote	Bella Hadid Has a Huge Tattoo of His $1.5 Million House in Black-And-White Doodles, Including the IRL Pickle Diner Shot

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