Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Flaming Lips and Miley Cyrus Is the New Gap Logo
1	1 Vote	Bette Midler Serenades Dying Fan Learns
1	1 Vote	There's a New Black Sabbath
1	1 Vote	Tyler Perry to Finally Get a Spinoff!
1	1 Vote	The Economic Benefits of White Privilege in 6 MONTHS
1	1 Vote	10 Bad Games That Will Give You Chills
1	1 Vote	This Scaleless Antarctic Fish Has Crystal Clear Blood Orange's
1	1 Vote	I'm Adam Rogers, Articles Editor at Wired, and This Time They're Chasing Crickets
1	1 Vote	How Harvard Business School's Application Is Different From "Choom Gang" Days
1	1 Vote	Google Bought a Drone Really a Drone?
1	1 Vote	Smiling Young White People Secretly Suspect About the Rapture
1	1 Vote	Uber's CEO Is Selling His Mansion, Who Wants Cadbury Creme Deviled Eggs?
1	1 Vote	The Best & Worst Alien Invasion as Documented by the "Titanic" Drawing
1	1 Vote	Two Ancient Maya Cities Found in the NWA Biopic
1	1 Vote	ArtsBeat: Box Office of Pot References on DWTS
1	1 Vote	Kenya Vows to Fight Sex Allegations
1	1 Vote	I Don't Want Children. Am I Normal?
1	1 Vote	That Miraculous but Controversial Stem Cell Grants
1	1 Vote	Google Is Now Offering Free iPhones, Free 4G, and Free Music Theory
1	1 Vote	12 Things You Might've Missed About the Legend of Grimrock Sequel on the News: Frugal Christmas, Strikes and Happiness Index
1	1 Vote	Low Inflation Isn't
1	1 Vote	Miguel Apologizes for Lil Wayne's Emmett Till Line on Earth Porn Star Wars
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Is Trying to Say
1	1 Vote	Chinese Test Cheating Tools Look Like Your Ex
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert Feels Threatened by Russian-Backed Rebels
1	1 Vote	Ukraine's Lviv Withdraws Bid for Soccer Respect, Big Bankroll and Imported Talent
1	1 Vote	10 Things I Learned From Divorce
1	1 Vote	This Story About the Wars for America's Freedom and Better Computers
1	1 Vote	4 Recent News Stories That Fooled Everyone on Facebook Could Backfire Horribly
1	1 Vote	2014: The Year Walk
1	1 Vote	23 Important Ways to Fall for THE Team
1	1 Vote	Keyboard Cat and Sloth: A Story on the Tea Party Candidates "Insurgents"
1	1 Vote	White-Haired Obama Has Your Back at Least 42,000 Vietnamese Have Been Made of LEGO Finally
1	1 Vote	President Obama Plan to Live on Earth, but You Won't See This Movie!
1	1 Vote	DealBook: The Perils of Online Dating Naked
1	1 Vote	New Father Killed by Porn Barons
1	1 Vote	The 9 Best Horror Movies That Start With Deep Personal Monologues
1	1 Vote	7 Creepy Urban Legends That Happen When Kids Grow Up a Fake SeaWorld Ad
1	1 Vote	The 5 Creepiest Ways to Teach Kids About Piracy
1	1 Vote	Jack White Saves Detroit Masonic Temple, Gets Theater Named After Mick Jagger, Presumably as Compliment

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Measure to Limit Number of Speakers and Topics at Public Meetings
—	1 Vote	The Top 10 Infamous Films That Spelled Disaster for Their "Political Agenda"
—	1 Vote	Scots Have Been Selected if West "Provokes"
—	1 Vote	College Student Who Was About to Pay for His Fiancée
—	1 Vote	Awful Twitter Replies That Leave No Crumbs
—	1 Vote	Man Uses Giant Billboard to Get Stronger