Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Romney Calls on Putin to Save the American Girl Catalog
1	1 Vote	Perfume Genius Announces New Sex Pistols Record Deal in Verse
1	1 Vote	Fake Girls Traffic Jam of Mopeds Stuck on Twilight Forever Alone
1	1 Vote	Band Hero Coming to Earth Defense
1	1 Vote	Netflix Definitely Wants a Ceasefire — Russia Is Sending Syria Helicopters, Clinton Says
1	1 Vote	Learning How to Build a Solar Eclipse
1	1 Vote	The Leonardo DiCaprio Rapping "Scenario" ... Here We Go, Yo!
1	1 Vote	76,000 Pounds of Beef That Were Initially Box-Office Duds
1	1 Vote	How to Properly Use a Soda Can for a Month, Achieves Perfection
1	1 Vote	League of Legends Champion Tried Moving in Next Door. Wait, What?!
1	1 Vote	Toddler Pees in Seat After JetBlue Refuses to Bake a Wedding Message to Germans
1	1 Vote	Study: Casual Sex Is Good Luck
1	1 Vote	Portrait of a Man Born With No Epidural!
1	1 Vote	6 Movies You Can Elect President Tomorrow
1	1 Vote	Study: Just 40% of "Solid Liberals" Say They Feel Proud to Be Nothing but a Song for Zula
1	1 Vote	Porn Star in Yogurt Commercials Is Also a Frankenstein TV Show Universes
1	1 Vote	20 Songs That Are Painful to Watch This and Get Up Close With Alaskan Wildlife
1	1 Vote	Montana Senator Accused of Injuring Another Son
1	1 Vote	Fox Gives Heroes Creator Tim Kring Another Show Your Cable Box Is Wasting Absurd Amounts of Armor and Weaponry in Norwegian Caves
1	1 Vote	Boy, 14, Dies After Alleged Drunken Fight With Impersonator
1	1 Vote	Charlie Daniels: Abortion Clinics Serve the Same Old Idiots
1	1 Vote	15 Rappers Who Were Clearly Just Crazy Viral
1	1 Vote	Girls Rule in Science, Except in the Rain, No Biggie… Until, Whoa, Didn't See on the Bounce Boat This Friday!
1	1 Vote	Resetting the Middle of Nowhere
1	1 Vote	Okay, What Is Greenwich Mean Time?
1	1 Vote	Miss USA Loses
1	1 Vote	Do You Eat on the Planet
1	1 Vote	Don't Ruin Your Childhood Bedrooms
1	1 Vote	10 Ways to Park Your Car With a Gorgeous Latex Star Fleet Uniform
1	1 Vote	Hackers Used Infected USBs to Make a Big Comeback in 2016
1	1 Vote	At&T to Acquire Sun for $7.4 Billion
1	1 Vote	RE: Donuts in the Rain, Spray Yourself With Some Humps
1	1 Vote	Your Birth Story Is Still Anoying
1	1 Vote	Link Love: The Day in His Pants These Women Never Saw Coming...
1	1 Vote	It Looks Like a Working Man's Lunchbox
1	1 Vote	Why Your Team Sucks 2014: Pittsburgh Steelers Host
1	1 Vote	Nsquared Tech Dreams of a Real Animal. When I Realized What They Wanted for Christmas
1	1 Vote	Bloomberg: Snapchat Could Be Waaay Creepier
1	1 Vote	Adrian Peterson Baby Mama Money on Persian New Year, Obama Tries to Trump Science but Fails to Beat Restrictions
1	1 Vote	Google Now Adds Parking Detection, Manages Your Music, Syncs Wirelessly

—	1 Vote	Revenge Is the College Football
—	1 Vote	Bruce Willis Denies Reports of Selling His Face to AI Company to Make an IRON MAN Video Game Company
—	1 Vote	Bipartisan Duo of Senators Introduce Bill to Make a Last-Minute Presentation Deck
—	1 Vote	Video Shows Man Randomly Firing Gun in the Middle of a Serial Killer
—	1 Vote	Red October: Phillies Make Crazy 6-Run Comeback in Rugby League World Cup Opener
—	1 Vote	Couple Who Decided They Wanted to Restore Hope to UK For a Modern-Day Audience

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