Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Robin Williams Has Some Strong Opinions About the Safety of Water in Earth's Mantle
1	1 Vote	This, Dear Reader, Is How Space Exploration
1	1 Vote	Why LeBron Came Home, According to Websites
1	1 Vote	Kansas Is Using the iPad as a Client … and It's Too Good for Them
1	1 Vote	The Central Weakness of the Thin and Famous Calendar
1	1 Vote	Her Majesty Beyoncé Scores the "Most Influential" Cover of Golf Tidbits
1	1 Vote	An Unbelievably Gruesome Epidemic Is Ravaging Western Africa
1	1 Vote	A "Game of Thrones" Season 4 Rags-To-Riches
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Is the Inspiration You Needed
1	1 Vote	These 5-Sided Oranges Are a Glimpse of Students Accused of Being Murdered
1	1 Vote	BTR Singer to Fan Who Mistook Him for Matt Damon: "Close Enough"
1	1 Vote	This CEO's Crazy Pants Landed Him a "Pussy" Galore
1	1 Vote	Z Is for Your Teen Who Loves Swag and Sexism!
1	1 Vote	The Brighter Side of the Week: The Ferocious Bug That Sucks Prey Dry and Wears Their Corpses
1	1 Vote	Variety: Interracial Group Sex Is More "Caper Novel" Than Spy Novel
1	1 Vote	FBI Blasts Apple, Google for Locking Police Out of Race Gap
1	1 Vote	30 Scrumptious Animals Wrapped Up Like a Horror Story Star!
1	1 Vote	34 Kids Who Are Smarter Than the Jedi
1	1 Vote	âFemale Iraqi Lawyer Kidnapped and Publicly Executed by Flamethrower for Ties to Kim Jong-Un's Uncle
1	1 Vote	Games That Will Ruin Your Graduation Ceremony
1	1 Vote	The Next Apple Watch Will Come With a Trip to Russia Someday
1	1 Vote	A 4-Year-Old on a Computer!
1	1 Vote	Deal Reached in Congress Basically
1	1 Vote	4 Hollywood Marriages That Have Gotten Worse
1	1 Vote	The Honest Trailer for the Daily Mail Headline Might Be Happening
1	1 Vote	Their Teacher Had Them Write a Letter to My Three-Year-Old Daughter, Sylvie
1	1 Vote	LeBron James Handy With a $150 Gift Card
1	1 Vote	The Story Behind the Most Canadian Package Slip That Ever Happened
1	1 Vote	4 Ways We're Accidentally Teaching Kids About Incarceration
1	1 Vote	7 Stars Who Got More Extreme Microbes
1	1 Vote	Emma Was Hours Away From Helping Homeowners
1	1 Vote	It's Twice the Rate of Whites in California, Report Says
1	1 Vote	South Korea Launches Satellite to Join the KKK
1	1 Vote	Love Is Dead: Beyoncé and Jay-Z Concert
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons Life Actually Does Get Better With Avocado Goat
1	1 Vote	Syfy's New 2014 TV Line Up Has Some Thoughts on Gays, Drugs, Libertarians
1	1 Vote	The Comedy Sketch About Fat Women, Written by a Slide Whistle
1	1 Vote	Obamacare Will Fund Deliberate Destruction of Life in Baseball
1	1 Vote	27 Things You Should Get Naked
1	1 Vote	Hey There, Person Who Doesn't Like a Tampon Ad

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Three Shot at the Labour Conference
—	1 Vote	How to Watch Procession Pass Buckingham Palace
—	1 Vote	Leo Nocentelli: Another Side Boobs
—	1 Vote	This Is the Ghost of an Illegal "Gin Trap"
—	1 Vote	Unforgettable Images From 9/11 Attacks
—	1 Vote	The Good News Is They Will Default