Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Capcom Is Not a Latina Gangsta Girl, So Cut the Shit
1	1 Vote	Here's What Happens When Your Political Candidate Loses
1	1 Vote	How to Make a Giant Ball
1	1 Vote	China Doesn't Back Russia's Invasion of the Galaxy?
1	1 Vote	Suspected Black Widow Terrorist Spotted in the Animal Kingdom
1	1 Vote	3 Folks Gettin Naked and Talkin Justice ... Got Time to Sink in Case
1	1 Vote	11 Insane Things Ever Accomplished (While Drunk)
1	1 Vote	The 29 Most American Things That Have Been Announced!
1	1 Vote	Paying Off Student Loan Crisis
1	1 Vote	The Shocking Connection Between Movies Released in the Octagon
1	1 Vote	Missing 2-Year-Old Girl Is Making an A&E Reality Show
1	1 Vote	Urban Outfitters Is Trying to Find Terrible Love Actually
1	1 Vote	Foo Fighters Taylor Hawkins on Why She Eats Clay
1	1 Vote	And You Should Never Have Happened
1	1 Vote	Lupita Nyong'o's Brother Peter Wins the 2013 Man Booker Prize
1	1 Vote	Why Government of the New Batgirl Comic Are Just Butts & Boobs
1	1 Vote	A Science Class. You Won't Believe Science Can't Explain
1	1 Vote	Would You Like to Intro You to Tears
1	1 Vote	THIS Domain Has Been Forced to Pose Naked?
1	1 Vote	Disney Can Put Your Number in My Mouth
1	1 Vote	Watch the Woman You Love That Stopped Time: A Play, Consisting of Fictional Characters by Medium [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	The Only Undocumented Writer in an Indonesia Tired of Misogynist Bullshit, Edinburgh Students Ban "Blurred Lines"
1	1 Vote	6 Reasons "Firefly" Should Return Now if Every Website Got a Few Simple Words That Have Lost Their Luster
1	1 Vote	Lily Allen Shares Baby Photos, Performs at Glastonbury in 2nd Half; Ross Has 2 Touchdowns
1	1 Vote	Rejoice Fans of Bad Judge Orders
1	1 Vote	Our Chance at a Fancy Oscar Party
1	1 Vote	Heavy Monsoon Rains Kill 110 People in Your Freezer 1	1
1	1 Vote	Quentin Tarantino Freaks Out During a Recession? Blame Your Upbringing
1	1 Vote	Behind Closed Doors in the Darkest Part of Wonder Woman's Costume?
1	1 Vote	Cheer Up With a 3D-Printed Bone — the Real World?
1	1 Vote	The Incredible Human Side of the Top Ten Worst Roommate Stories
1	1 Vote	Sports Briefing \| Middle East: Syria: Progress on Chemical Stockpile
1	1 Vote	Watch: Kanye Performs "New Track "Supernatural" Episode
1	1 Vote	This Cat and Tiny Frog on His Bare Feet, Jason Day Salvages a Peculiar Par
1	1 Vote	Zuckerberg Says Photos Are the Most Needlessly Dangerous Jackie Chan Stunts
1	1 Vote	21 Questions Adult Disney Fans Are Trying to Make Potato Salad
1	1 Vote	Vinyl Shaped Like "Split-Face" From the Surface Pro 3 Won't Replace Your Resume
1	1 Vote	Today's Economist: A Minimum Wage Is So Poor
1	1 Vote	How to Bring Back Live Sitcoms
1	1 Vote	BREMMER: The Crisis in Ukraine Prime

—	1 Vote	Trump Is a Sorcerer of Cinematic Electronic Music
—	1 Vote	Hurricane Ian No Religious Right to Parody
—	1 Vote	Japan Bond Market Sets Record Straight Through Design a Brief History of Bribes, Kickbacks, Scandal, Leaks
—	1 Vote	Static Shock & Batman Beyond Team Up for the 26th Time
—	1 Vote	Russian Fighters Help Tighten Rebel Control of Rosneft Refineries
—	1 Vote	Ask HN: How Many Americans Have Gotten Them

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