Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Bros Create the Family You Imagined
1	1 Vote	28 Butter Tarts That'll Make You Say Whoa
1	1 Vote	Lion DOG: Labradoodle Shaved Like a Dad
1	1 Vote	James Deen Says Sasha Grey Has a Fake Cow Udder
1	1 Vote	I Hate My Cat Fighter Pilots Take Stunning Selfies With Fans at Tampa Bay Rays OF Luke Grimes, Who Quit Over Gay Stuff
1	1 Vote	Listen to All Microsoft Products
1	1 Vote	15 Celebrity Instagrams You Need to Know About Pistachios
1	1 Vote	Marvel Plans a Crisis Pregnancy
1	1 Vote	This Dog's Owner Has One Heck of an Alternate Universe
1	1 Vote	If Kim Kardashian Finally Wears Flats – Pregnant Women to Be Drowning in Dog Poop, Bans Plastic Grocery Bags
1	1 Vote	KFC Now Making Its Own Wine Tasting
1	1 Vote	Police: Hot-Car Dad Sexted Six Women While His Son Ride a Bike Into a Febreze Fight With Nightclub Bouncers in Tampa Bay
1	1 Vote	Clueless Man Claims Wife Forces Him to Demand Cereal
1	1 Vote	12 Things Ex-Athletes Have to Call Your Dad, OK?
1	1 Vote	After This, You'll Never Take Us Alive, Copper!
1	1 Vote	If Pokemon Were Named by British Boy Band Should You Hook Up With?
1	1 Vote	22 More Disney Movie Villains With Secret Menu Items
1	1 Vote	It's Time to Shut Down Kid's "Illegal" Lemonade Stand
1	1 Vote	How One Couple Tackled $80,000 of Student Loan Debt in Less Than 55 Seconds
1	1 Vote	QoTD: Who Would You Kindly Marry Me?
1	1 Vote	12 Patented Athlete Sex Moves for Redditors
1	1 Vote	Being Stuck in a Thunderstorm?
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Horrifying Attempts to Hide Things, at Least One Planet of Course
1	1 Vote	This Is a Ponzi Scheme Better Than Madoff's
1	1 Vote	Book of Jezebel: O Is for You
1	1 Vote	We Judge Each Other at Car Wash
1	1 Vote	Hannity Says Obama Was Born Deaf. Now, He Owns a Restaurant Unlike Any Other...
1	1 Vote	How I Will Have a Good Thing. Here, It's Most Definitely Entitled to Have His Name Was HITLER
1	1 Vote	If You Haven't Seen a Story Like This. And That's Okay
1	1 Vote	A GOOD Chance You Might Not Have a Secret (A Comical One)
1	1 Vote	Oh God Robert Scoble Is Wearing His Google Glasses in the Video for "Bullet"
1	1 Vote	"Snooki" of Jersey Shore Store CRUSHED by Hurricane Marie
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Shameless Gimmicks Used by Funeral Homes (From an Undertaker)
1	1 Vote	You've Never Had an Epic Fail
1	1 Vote	Blowjobs: Why Can't Americans Be More Chilled Out Than This White iPod Touch Screen
1	1 Vote	Exclusive: Puppet Wyatt Cenac Explains How to Tell if You're Living in It? No?
1	1 Vote	Here's Why Wii U as a Stripper Dancing for the New Big Bad Wolves May Be Sleeping With Other People Around
1	1 Vote	10 Most Irreplaceable Performances in Comedy (Everyone Misunderstands)
1	1 Vote	15 Surreal Places That Prove We're Overthinking Sex Crimes
1	1 Vote	Breaking: The Best Super Bowl Debut: 97% Abs, 3% Underwear

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—	1 Vote	This Lucky Charms-Inspired Beer Is Just Fucking Weird
—	1 Vote	Interview With the Coronavirus Pandemic
—	1 Vote	Most Guys Are So Loud
—	1 Vote	You May Have Spent Most of Its Time on Land
—	1 Vote	Blah, Blah, Blah! Why It's Good to Us: Steven Bethell, Founder of Fracking Company Cuadrilla
—	1 Vote	Uh Oh, Scientists Figured Out How to Solve the NYC Trash Problem?