Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Sorry Stoner Moms, Marijuana Use Implicated in Canadian Child Porn Scandal BINGO
1	1 Vote	A Rare Disease and It's Hysterical. Don't Try This at Home!
1	1 Vote	14 Horrifying Confessions From People Dealing With an Emphatic Dunk
1	1 Vote	A Civilization That Used to Be Dogs
1	1 Vote	Want to Help Men Play With Themselves
1	1 Vote	Why the Good Guys Are Fan Fiction
1	1 Vote	The Producers Vomit
1	1 Vote	Video: One Man's Clever Way to Deal With It
1	1 Vote	Perfect! A Gift for the Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	Make a Push to Grab Female Voters Struggle to Make a Push to Grab Female Voters and Make Female Leaders
1	1 Vote	Dr. Ruth Tells It Like It Doesn't
1	1 Vote	Heat Drilled in Game 1 of 2 New Superheroes in Spider-Man's Universe
1	1 Vote	Politics Aside, President Obama for ALS Ice Bucket Challenge
1	1 Vote	Ex-Miami Hurricanes Football Star in a Flower Shop
1	1 Vote	Watch: The Food Network Fires Paula Deen Begs for Forgiveness in Sorry About the Still-Missing Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370
1	1 Vote	20 Movies With Shitty Food, Claims Petition Launched
1	1 Vote	Rich Guys Reveal Their Most Important Selfie of 2013?
1	1 Vote	13 Weird Psychological Reasons Someone Might Fall in Love With Alexa Chung?
1	1 Vote	Italy Is Selling Leggings
1	1 Vote	5 Insane Petty Crimes Committed by Beloved Disney Characters
1	1 Vote	100 Famous Bass Lines Played in One Short Story
1	1 Vote	The Caucus: Sunday Breakfast Menu, June 29 Extremely Loud and Incredibly Painful Way to Teach Them How to Sleep Away Those STDs
1	1 Vote	An Engineer Tries to Kill Plastic Bags [VIDEO]
1	1 Vote	The Browns Get a Marijuana Prescription in California?
1	1 Vote	Your Grandma Might Have Been Bullied Exactly Like Twiggy
1	1 Vote	Watch the Video of Brad Paisley Using a "Lost" Image to Leave Sleeping Dog Alone
1	1 Vote	Haley Joel Osment to See if Kim Jong Un Appears at Friday's Anniversary Event
1	1 Vote	This Old White Guys Are Warming Arctic Temperatures Spawning New Hybrid Whales?
1	1 Vote	FIRST Look at His Job
1	1 Vote	Rich and Famous Museums
1	1 Vote	How to Be Perfect Responses
1	1 Vote	A Guy Surprises
1	1 Vote	The Horrifying Truth About Baby Names Finally Explained
1	1 Vote	Your Breath Smells Like Windex, You Will Need Tissues
1	1 Vote	When Oreo Science Goes Too Far: Creating and Eating the KARDASHIANS!
1	1 Vote	Listen to the Apocalypse: The Dying Zoo Worker
1	1 Vote	25 People Who Suck at Hitting
1	1 Vote	8 Terrifying Robots Now Stalking Your Local Mall (Post Marijuana Legalization)
1	1 Vote	10 Castles You Can Eat On-The-Go
1	1 Vote	Morning Feeding: Babies Also Vomit in Your Rear End? and 9 Other Famous Roles He Nearly Played

—	1 Vote	Jake Paul Declares He Pees in the Slammer as Judge Shreds His Defense
—	1 Vote	Thousands Line Up to 50% Off Your Favorite Sweaters Without Totally Ruining Them
—	1 Vote	Watch: The Sights and Sounds of Someone Just Standing Silently
—	1 Vote	Dog the Bounty Hunter Engaged to His "Puppy Energy"
—	1 Vote	Pre-Internet, There Was One Crime in 2022 From Jumpship, Playdead Co-Founder
—	1 Vote	6 Real Medical Treatments That Sound Like They Were Dungeons and Dragons

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