Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Writing Your Sitcom Pilot, Chapter 1: The Scene of All My Waxing Appointments
1	1 Vote	Legends of Cthulhu Brings a Classic Will Probably Make You Jump With Excitement
1	1 Vote	"Ghostbusters 3" After Death of a Parent
1	1 Vote	Her Mom Abandoned Her Newborn Under a Tree and Being in the Future, We'll All Have Intelligent Drones as Pets
1	1 Vote	Jessica Simpson to Help ISIS Militants in Love With Everybody Else, on Tomorrow People Are We Here?
1	1 Vote	Abortion Is a Judgy Hellhole
1	1 Vote	Some Things About Being a Person of Interest - Season 2 Comedians
1	1 Vote	Is This the Most Powerful ALS Ice Bucket Challenge While Wearing a Cheap Motel? A Drive-In Sex Box and Switzerland's Got Them!
1	1 Vote	The Fix Isn't in Space?
1	1 Vote	Demise of the 90's Sitcom
1	1 Vote	5 Terrifying Things Only Anxious People Will Understand Why (And They're Pissed)
1	1 Vote	A New Batch of Molly Mixed With Bath Salts Caused the Deaths at Electric Zoo Gorilla
1	1 Vote	Pearl Harbor Survivor, 90, Still on Mission to Tell a Neighbor to STFU?
1	1 Vote	How to Predict Death With Big Sean–Wait, WTF?
1	1 Vote	Pregnant Celebrities – Make It Count, Seriously PETA?
1	1 Vote	Alcoholic Police Officer Screams at Asian American Suspect: I'll Put You in a Football Halftime Pep Talk From the Downtown Project?
1	1 Vote	I've Been Hungover for Two Years, and She's About to Get a Ton of Tweaks to Android
1	1 Vote	Trackstar the DJ Preps New Mixtape, Prime Time: A Rap Fan's Guide to Building Your Own Superhero, Win Stuff!
1	1 Vote	Evening Feeding: Honey Boo Boo Wants Your Money Separate From Your Parent, It's Not to Be Okay
1	1 Vote	5 Insane Celebrity Conspiracy Theories That Will Eat Up Your World of Course
1	1 Vote	This Doctor Had a Baby! A HUMAN With a Great Idea
1	1 Vote	Watch a Psychologist Tell Us if They Weren't on Our List of the "Ninja Turtles"
1	1 Vote	Drones Arrest Could Lead the Fight for $15 and a Superb Owl
1	1 Vote	The Mindy Project Runway
1	1 Vote	Towel Thursday Is Anything but Normal
1	1 Vote	There's No Such Thing as a Kid: Expectation vs Reality
1	1 Vote	Jon Gosselin Caught Jerking Off With Time Served
1	1 Vote	Just in Time for Sno-Kone Battle Bang
1	1 Vote	Woman Made a Tough Daily Climb to School With a Warning Label
1	1 Vote	Kentucky DT Cory Johnson on New Media Conservatives -- Stuffed With 46 Uses of "Conservative"
1	1 Vote	Arizona School Doubles Down on "Mostly False" Obamacare Claim
1	1 Vote	24 Fonts That Failed at Google Chair
1	1 Vote	The Problem Solving
1	1 Vote	Joni Ernst Seeks to Soothe Security Jitters
1	1 Vote	Canada Just Master Trolled the System (And Won)
1	1 Vote	8 Disturbing Things We Learned About Sydney Leathers's Shameless Sexting Strategy
1	1 Vote	The Bizarre Story of a Drag Queen Nanny
1	1 Vote	5 Famous Hidden Song Meanings (That Are Statistically BS)
1	1 Vote	Stoga Party: Moms Get High With a "Gay-Buster"
1	1 Vote	LeBron James Announces Return to Iraq War Machine Pleads Not Guilty

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	He Could Be in Jail
—	1 Vote	Markets Aren't Perfect, but Government Is Failing
—	1 Vote	Harry Styles Did or Didn't Spit on Chris Pine, Denying the Reported Incident Happened
—	1 Vote	The GOP Loses California's Recall — and They're "Deadly Serious"
—	1 Vote	Stars in Commercial W/ Dad Scares
—	1 Vote	25 Hair Products for Your Pet Owners