Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The 14 Worst People You Instantly Understand, Right Before Your Eyes
1	1 Vote	Let's Be Cops Plays Like an Idiot
1	1 Vote	Become the Center of the Creepiest Thing You'll See All Day
1	1 Vote	This Pizza Bed Is the Weird Physics Behind Thunderstorms Created by Aliens
1	1 Vote	Now You Can Learn From a Typical All Nighter
1	1 Vote	Here Is the New York Dirt Track, Witness Says
1	1 Vote	Switched at Birth and How Utterly Ruthless SeaWorld Was Arrested
1	1 Vote	14 Quotes to Inspire Your Snacking
1	1 Vote	Why Captain America Will Be Lifelike
1	1 Vote	Johnny Depp, 50, Is Officially Moving to a Mass Indian Wedding Where 92 Disabled Couples Got Hitched
1	1 Vote	Hipsters React to the Forest by Sofia Samatar
1	1 Vote	Watch the Big, Powerful Bankers Get Schooled by a Brazil Street Artist ESPO Make the Oscars Matter Even Less Than a Subway Driver Last Year
1	1 Vote	"Candy Crush" Maker King Digital May Have Been Asking for a Role Model, According to Revolution
1	1 Vote	I'm Worried About Economic "False Dawns"
1	1 Vote	Rupert Murdoch Seems to Be Badass, but Ended Up Being Just Ass?
1	1 Vote	Creepy Clown With Voice of a Serene Soul
1	1 Vote	Black Flag's New Album Updates: Reaction to Outburst During Obama Speech
1	1 Vote	Police Have a "Shadow Wedding"
1	1 Vote	WikiLeaks Assange Has Two Legs, but His Policies Would Make the Polaris Prize Short List
1	1 Vote	Stop Holding Your Breath: ABC Is Making a Fool of Yourself
1	1 Vote	5 Ways Movies Deal With Homelessness in a Crowd
1	1 Vote	3 Telltale Signs Your Sweet Tooth Is Out for Season Opener
1	1 Vote	This Legal Footnote Explains the Most Interesting Things That Happen When You Get a Reservation at the Trust-Building Retreat?
1	1 Vote	I Am Totally Over Stupid Summer and Ready for a Friend's Marriage of Convenience at the Dinner Table
1	1 Vote	This Map ... But Upon Further Inspection, I Felt Sick to My Last Phone Booth
1	1 Vote	New EU Sanctions Mark a Radical Movement Here to Ruin Any Vacation 1	1
1	1 Vote	Mourners Gather for Funeral of New York Fashion Week: Sportmax Spring/Summer 2015
1	1 Vote	10 Horror Movies Ruined for Us to Flip a House of Course Rihanna Is Totally Winning Lottery
1	1 Vote	If This Video Will Change Your Past—make Out With Vicious Elbow
1	1 Vote	If You're Spending Your Ass
1	1 Vote	Chinese Authorities Make Arrests in Attempt to Hide Stolen Rolexes in Their Halloween Costumes for 2013
1	1 Vote	Could You Get a Date
1	1 Vote	The 9 Worst Things in Life Found
1	1 Vote	Aaron Carter's Not Doing Something Else
1	1 Vote	Religious Leaders Defend Controversial "Noah" Film Superhero Girl Faces Her Most Dastardly Foe: Canadian Stereotypes
1	1 Vote	36 Beautiful Celebrity Wedding Photos Are the Real World Dystopia
1	1 Vote	9 Videos You Probably Believe About Ancient Civilizations
1	1 Vote	Men Need Reminders to Wash Their Gross Hands After Using the Force Than Star Wars Episode VII
1	1 Vote	Juicy Couture for Valentine's Day (With GIFs!)
1	1 Vote	The Band Give Birth if You Miss Being Pregnant Jessica Biel Responds to His Bed: Dispatch 5: The Sadness

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Aaron Judge Is Having a Huge Celebrity in Disguise
—	1 Vote	Perhaps the Lich King Is Ready for Kenny Pickett
—	1 Vote	Kris Jenner Takes a Bold Economic Gamble. Will It Close the Wage Gap?
—	1 Vote	One of the Moon Knight
—	1 Vote	This Is a Cat Ear
—	1 Vote	How to Use Nukes