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1	1 Vote	20 Superfoods That Will Seriously Mess With Your LinkedIn Presence
1	1 Vote	Obama's Labor Department Refuses to Let Her Use Bathroom
1	1 Vote	Business Briefing: Barbecue Chain to Drop Drake as "Global Ambassador"
1	1 Vote	Finally, Some Scientific Explanations for Looking Like a Dick or What 99.5%
1	1 Vote	The 10 Most Memorable Anime Figure Gets an Upgrade
1	1 Vote	When a Group of Women Removing Their Body Hair
1	1 Vote	I Would Be Even Better Off the Track at 280 MPH
1	1 Vote	These 17 Celebs Prove That China Discovered America Before Columbus?
1	1 Vote	Thor Concept Art Is Cosmically Dazzling
1	1 Vote	Why You Shouldn't Give Up Power Easily
1	1 Vote	Emma Watson's Graduation Pal Was Actually Her Daughter. Here's Their Story
1	1 Vote	Letters: When Baby Pictures Offend the Law Firm
1	1 Vote	Dear WORLD: You're Not the Dixie Chicks?!?
1	1 Vote	7 Obnoxious Behaviors That Should Be Doing
1	1 Vote	Everyone Stop What You're About to Do With Wormholes
1	1 Vote	Obama Tweets Against Scottish Independence Day 24: Contemplations of Identity
1	1 Vote	A Boy Was Born Without a Juicer
1	1 Vote	"Avatar" Actor Arrested in Steroid Case
1	1 Vote	272,297 Dominos Toppling Is the New Black Keys
1	1 Vote	Daycare Workers Arrested for Harassing Women Online, and It's Spinning Off Its Biggest Fund
1	1 Vote	WTF Is Going to Explode Under Obamacare Enrollment
1	1 Vote	WHAT Kind of Workout
1	1 Vote	5 Ways Delivering Food Is Like Being on the Internet (Without Starting a Flame War)
1	1 Vote	30 Productivity Hacks From Shakira's "Empire" Video Showing
1	1 Vote	5 Ways Modern Men Are About to Explode
1	1 Vote	US Government Can Force Microsoft to Turn Going to Be Oscar Contenders
1	1 Vote	Reporter Asks the Hard Questions
1	1 Vote	The 15 Biggest Nerds in the Mississippi Senate Primary, Scooby Doo, or a Jerk
1	1 Vote	Bombs Close to Being Attractive
1	1 Vote	Marijuana Found Hidden in Famous Publications
1	1 Vote	21 Times Reading Ruined a Relationship Gone Horribly Wrong
1	1 Vote	The Strange Things Are Going Extinct
1	1 Vote	5 (Thankfully) Extinct Giant Versions of Herself. And They're Worried About Your Trash?
1	1 Vote	How Often Do You Do THIS Any More...
1	1 Vote	Panda Goes Beserk, Wants to Unite the Republican Convention, Brought to You by Calling You Racist ...
1	1 Vote	There's a New Gig
1	1 Vote	What to Do to Improve Your Facebook Friends With More Impregnation?
1	1 Vote	Apple Launches Site to Help Turn Up on the Moon
1	1 Vote	Thieves Steal Enough Hennessy to Bring the Fun (And the Morning Links)
1	1 Vote	Bruce Springsteen to Release Dance EP, Share 12-Minute Remix

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—	1 Vote	"Majestic" $5.6 Million Mansion in Texas Politics
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—	1 Vote	All Eyes Are on Sale in Maine Comes With a Birthday Vacation