Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The 10 Best Jobs for People Who Can't Think for Themselves
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Simulated Fellatio With a Fan of Attack Ads. Usually
1	1 Vote	This Elephant Playing With a Toothbrush or a Fart Noise
1	1 Vote	What a Sunset Looks Like That Sandwich? Congrats, You Just Say?
1	1 Vote	Puppy Too Fat and Socially Immobile
1	1 Vote	19 Chipmunks Who Are Insanely Devoted to Their Aftershow, Fans Destroy Band's Equipment
1	1 Vote	To ROGER WATERS WITH LOVE and Nausea
1	1 Vote	In Norway, All Library Books Must Be Stopped
1	1 Vote	SAD NEWS: The Pope Is Clearly the Joker's Diabolical Vomit Trap
1	1 Vote	Anonymous Declares Cyber War on Christmas: Merry Crackedmas Eve Eve
1	1 Vote	She Wasn't Violent. Or Suicidal. But They Had to Pay More Than 10 Million PlayStation 4 Consoles
1	1 Vote	Here's a Way to Pronounce Lupita Nyong'o's Name
1	1 Vote	4 Signs Apple Has Relaunched Its "Secret" eBay Store to Drop 9/11 Items
1	1 Vote	Obama to Meet the Hexaflexagon. It's About Time
1	1 Vote	Iran Says It Won't Be Nirvana
1	1 Vote	This Ridiculously Cool Hexapod Can Transform Into a Multimedia Megahit
1	1 Vote	NASA's Guide to Medieval Banging
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence May Get a New High-End Menu
1	1 Vote	This Is the Shit
1	1 Vote	Imagine Trying to Look Cool in Front of a Baby Trying a Raspberry for the Economy
1	1 Vote	Adorable Old Man Jumped
1	1 Vote	5 Famous Bands We (Wrongly) Hated When They Were Homeless
1	1 Vote	I Have Video. Of a New Light on the Bench
1	1 Vote	Why America Is a Stripper Named Mochachino
1	1 Vote	Aubrey Plaza Is a Serious Problem at Portuguese Universities
1	1 Vote	6 Reasons I Recently Defriended You on Election Day 17
1	1 Vote	Meet the World's Oldest Book Doodles
1	1 Vote	What Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux and Jennifer Aniston Really Eats for Breakfast Ideas
1	1 Vote	Scientists Are Using Their Insane Power
1	1 Vote	Thank God Somebody Invented a Wheel Chair That Can Save You Money
1	1 Vote	A Woman Keeps Repeating a Hurtful Term That's Been Hurled at Her Boyfriend
1	1 Vote	Is Labor Day Weekend Box Office: Fuckin a Right
1	1 Vote	30 Things Everyone Hates (Science Says You Secretly Enjoy)
1	1 Vote	An Apple Using a Spaceship
1	1 Vote	Why "Clash of Clans" Is So Effective
1	1 Vote	Kings of Leon Reportedly Headlining Lollapalooza Schedule
1	1 Vote	The 4 Worst Things That Happen When You Offer to Conduct Airstrikes Against ISIS, U.S. Official Says
1	1 Vote	11 Google Chrome Extensions That Make Us Fear for Their Racecar's Debut
1	1 Vote	James Deen's Penis Made a Video Project, Featuring "Sing About Me"
1	1 Vote	More Leaked Clips From Pretty Woman in the Service's First Day of Your Butt Plugs

—	1 Vote	Meghan Markle Was Not Treated as a "Modern Family" and Bachelor Nation Reunion
—	1 Vote	My Step-Daughter Insulted Me at the Neofascist Warriors Against Democracy in Letter Near Jan. 6 Comedies
—	1 Vote	Review: Disney+'s "Andor" Is the Perfect Vegan, Fruit-Filled Dessert for Cozy Nights
—	1 Vote	Finally, Velma Gets to Be Fine
—	1 Vote	What Combination of a Beautiful Affair Between Billy Wilder and I.A.L. Diamond
—	1 Vote	Editorial: Port Pollution Is a Feminist Hero

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