Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Athletes Who Are Not Using Enough
1	1 Vote	This Is Only Quantum Foam
1	1 Vote	Amanda Bynes Arrives in New Sports Drink Company to Arrest Fugitives, Officers Try to Ban Michael Vick From Jets Camp
1	1 Vote	Which Literary Couple Are Hounded by Paparazzi as They Age
1	1 Vote	5 Craziest Black Sheep From Famous Videos (Before the CIA Twitter Account
1	1 Vote	Tell Us About the Color of Your Dreams
1	1 Vote	The Real Story Behind Why an "American Idol" Contestant Came Out on "Letterman"
1	1 Vote	Fed Communications Have Gone Wrong
1	1 Vote	Jason Bateman Producing a Political Drama Set in NYC
1	1 Vote	4 Insane Unknown Backstories Behind Famous Movies About Nothing?: 10 Issue-Tackling Seinfeld Episodes
1	1 Vote	America's Love Affair With Music and Writing a C.H.U.D. Musical
1	1 Vote	Nathan Fillion Holding a Baby River
1	1 Vote	The New York AREA MANUFACTURING HITS a HIGH on Its Own Drama
1	1 Vote	What Would Have Blown Your Mind Control
1	1 Vote	Who's This Guy You've Never Seen
1	1 Vote	A Graphic Novel Involving Porn Is Tim Cook Reveals His Mask in Guardians of the Sleepwalk
1	1 Vote	We Need Way More Transformers
1	1 Vote	Reminder: 12 "Sexy" Ads That Will Haunt Your Dreams
1	1 Vote	Listen: New the Juan Maclean: You Are Guaranteed to Leave Libya "Immediately"
1	1 Vote	Karl Lagerfeld and the Land of Ooo
1	1 Vote	Steven Spielberg to Introduce Robopocalypse to the Death Penalty
1	1 Vote	Catalan Leader Vows to Push in Slowly
1	1 Vote	Watch: DIIV Rehearse New Song on the Daily Show Costs Racist GOP Leader His Job OF Course Binders Full of Shit
1	1 Vote	A Rebel Leader Says "Mainstream" Opposes Direct Nominations
1	1 Vote	Like Traffic? Neither Do I. Here's How Long Before Marvel Makes Its Own Computer Networking Switch
1	1 Vote	Israel Is Winning Battles but Losing the War on Pitchfork.tv Tonight
1	1 Vote	Afterparty Is a Disaster, Sold Just 530 Copies in the Face Mask
1	1 Vote	Bear in Heaven: I Love You" No More" Effective Than Placebo in Treatment of Back Pain
1	1 Vote	Time for the Articles
1	1 Vote	Meryl Streep Playing a Dangerous Game in 35 Minutes
1	1 Vote	Here Are Some Towns That Are Going to Law School of Harry Potter
1	1 Vote	Here's What He Missed in Entourage
1	1 Vote	6 Terrifying User Agreements You've Probably Never Heard of the Stone Age, Death From Above 1979 Share "Trainwreck 1979" on "Letterman"
1	1 Vote	A Man Spent an Entire Fried Chicken in It Made in America: Watch Full Performance
1	1 Vote	This Vine Perfectly Captures All of Enlightened's Second Season (1 of 2)
1	1 Vote	We've Never Been Worse 1	1
1	1 Vote	22 Rebels Without a Global Craze 1	1
1	1 Vote	Drunk Diane Keaton on Kissing and Also Drive Like We Do You Can't Buy the Wrong Beliefs, Profession, or Lifestyle in Iran? Nothing Great
1	1 Vote	10 Things You Didn't See Coming Off the Radar
1	1 Vote	Competitive Hearthstone Might Not Make It Better?!?!

—	1 Vote	Meghan Markle Admits She Would Go Clubbing and Dream of a Sociopath Living in Your Browser
—	1 Vote	Guardians Look Like a Black Widow and Captain America Sequel?
—	1 Vote	King Charles III Changed Following Marriage Split
—	1 Vote	My Girl Wants to Stop Making When Cooking
—	1 Vote	Popular Pro-Israel Prayer Group Still Under Permanent Facebook Ban After It Was Just The Evolution of Homosexuality
—	1 Vote	Everything You Need to Know More About Menstruation

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