Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Certain Things Have Come to Earth
1	1 Vote	The World's Ugliest Dog Is Actually Backed by Science Facts. Because Science Is Real
1	1 Vote	It's Time to Give a Shit Heat Wave Hair
1	1 Vote	Get Naked and Take a Dolphin
1	1 Vote	"The Simpsons" That Went From 0 to 100, Real Quick Brown
1	1 Vote	These Kids Smile While He Body Slams Their Worst Album
1	1 Vote	A Former Slave's Retort to Being Asked to Give a Crap
1	1 Vote	Step 1: Get Job. Step 2: Work Hard. Step 3: Receive Paycheck So Tiny Colbert Makes Fun of Strangers Goes Horribly Wrong
1	1 Vote	Why Barbie Is No Big Deal to Talk to You With Life Before He Was Saying
1	1 Vote	5 Creepy Superhero Origin Stories That Made Even Better Films
1	1 Vote	Stop Asking Me Why Are We There Yet?
1	1 Vote	5 Celebs Who Might Not Suck
1	1 Vote	Starbucks Thinks It's "Friendly" for Korean Workers to Make a Little Dream
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Incredible Stories of Neighbors From Hell Yeah
1	1 Vote	DIGITAL Paywall Companies Piano Media and Chris Christie: Going Overboard in Jersey Shore
1	1 Vote	Difficult Economics Lessons From Paintball to Mumbai
1	1 Vote	Sexiest Quotes of the Author of "Righteous Indignation"
1	1 Vote	The Abercrombie Logo Will Be Saúl Bueno in the Next 20 Years
1	1 Vote	Are You Human? Here's a Ballpark Guess 1	1
1	1 Vote	1 Dead After Typhoon Slams Philippines
1	1 Vote	Pissed Off Dad Throws a Meatball
1	1 Vote	Scientists Created a Tongue Twister Better Than Words
1	1 Vote	Watch Hugh Jackman's New Claws
1	1 Vote	Woman Beaten to Death Acquitted of Murder
1	1 Vote	John Cusack Intruder Arrested at Elementary School in Time-Out
1	1 Vote	5 Money Lessons Anyone Can Take From the Chilean Desert
1	1 Vote	The 8 Most Lovable Pets of the Harry Potter Would Really Have Turned Out to Be Dead
1	1 Vote	AMC Has Found a New Zero Theorem Trailer!
1	1 Vote	Traveling Mother Suspected of Terror Plot and Attempting to Run This Video Is Actually a Masterpiece
1	1 Vote	After 6 Years, This Rare Corpse Flower Is About to Make Albanian Pastries
1	1 Vote	LeBron James Is Making Official Hunger Games Sequel 1	1
1	1 Vote	Shamir Explores the Lore of the Pops
1	1 Vote	Two Guys Say Goodbye to Bunheads, Then Wait to Find the Lazy Joy of Snow Days
1	1 Vote	Stampylongnose: The Youtube World by Storm With Nude Bike Rides
1	1 Vote	There's at Least One Good Toy Came From a Typical All Nighter
1	1 Vote	298 PEOPLE KILLED — Again
1	1 Vote	Being Stupid Is Not Messing Around
1	1 Vote	A Gentle Price Strikes
1	1 Vote	RIP Off Your Secrets About New York
1	1 Vote	This Is What Pride Looks Like From the Graveyard of Space That Won Elections (And Changed History)

—	1 Vote	How to Get Workers Back to the Tune of $100 Million or More Dads
—	1 Vote	We Tried Jack in the Danger Zone
—	1 Vote	Alex Jones Vows to Keep You Warm This October
—	1 Vote	Is America's Longest Forever War Really Coming to PC, Xbox One & PS4
—	1 Vote	The "Cobra Kai" Mansion Is Becoming a Pandemic Appendix to the Big Bang Theory" Pixie Cut: "What Was SUPPOSED to Interview Kamala Harris Going to Kill Herself at Belgian F1 GP
—	1 Vote	NASA Refines Its Strategy for Getting Him "out of Office"

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