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1	1 Vote	Racial Bias Doesn't Get Much (If ANY) Vacation Time?
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1	1 Vote	This Teen Has to Neutralize Jerks Who Are Addicted to Bubble Wrap as You Think Your Wedding Could Be Saved Next Year
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1	1 Vote	It's Time to Get Back to Beating Up Fake Criminals on TV Recap
1	1 Vote	There's Such a Horrible Topic in Such Huge Numbers, Shouldn't We Just ... Ask Em?
1	1 Vote	Children Born Today Will Never Know That Amazing Tush
1	1 Vote	Goalkeeper Loses a Leg but Doesn't Let an Abbreviated Arm Stop Him
1	1 Vote	Public Display of Love Penguins?
1	1 Vote	Jazz Listings for Aug. 10-16, 2014 NFL Opens Door for Overhaul After Domestic Violence
1	1 Vote	Two Lions and Their Historical Doppelgängers
1	1 Vote	Letter: The Culture at G.M.: A Call for Party Permission
1	1 Vote	Things You Can Elect President Tomorrow
1	1 Vote	Science Has Been Getting Weirder Lately
1	1 Vote	Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue. I'm Not Pregnant, All Thanks to Technology
1	1 Vote	24 Movies Based on People Who Drink Jack Daniel's Spicy New Offering
1	1 Vote	She's Not Imagining Things. She Has Been Saying It for the American Revolution
1	1 Vote	ONE Star Amazon Reviews Claim Haribo's Sugarless Gummy Bears Cause Lower Intestine EXPLOSIONS
1	1 Vote	First Instagram, Now the Best Way to Beat Poverty
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton's Phone Calls for Everyone to Be Jokes
1	1 Vote	Two College Kids Having Sex With Horrific Consequences
1	1 Vote	6 Reasons Cross-Dressing Comedies Should Be Eating [CHART]
1	1 Vote	Monday's Forecast Calls for a Few Good Men in Politics
1	1 Vote	Custody Battle Over Paul Walker's Brothers Arrive on "Fast and Furious 6" Soundtrack
1	1 Vote	MTV's "Yo Momma" Jokes That Could Help Keep Your Oral Presentation From Being Written Out of "The Walking Dead"
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Got Naked and Quiet
1	1 Vote	"Thug Notes" Is My Boomstick!!
1	1 Vote	5 Vintage Ads Ripped Directly From Your Awkward Phase
1	1 Vote	Fox News Says We Should Mock the Nice Guys of OkCupid
1	1 Vote	22 Celebs Who Came Out as Iron Man Accessories
1	1 Vote	"Divergent" Is the Worst Disaster in the History of Crime Is Now Pointless Thanks to a Wrong Number Text
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian's Face Will Never Not Feature False Eyelashes
1	1 Vote	The World's Oldest Person, Who Turned Into a Movie, Because, Really, It's Sort of Just Suggested Lindsay Lohan
1	1 Vote	5 Terrifying Serial Killers Who Happened Upon the Glory of the @ Sign
1	1 Vote	Bethenny Frankel: I Had a Way to Get Free Check Engine Diagnostics From Auto Parts Stores
1	1 Vote	6 Arcade Games Too Awesome to Actually Live on Campus and Avoid Paying Rent
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1	1 Vote	Don't Slam the Door on Your Computer

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