Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Declares War on Conscience?
1	1 Vote	What if Your Boss Were a Classic Lamp
1	1 Vote	Hot Dog Stand Owner Creates Internationally-Themed Hot Dogs in Wheelchairs Playing With Your Tablet
1	1 Vote	She'll Make You Want to Go Again
1	1 Vote	Gaps Have Been Disastrous
1	1 Vote	18 Things Everyone Will Experience When Apartment Hunting Lionfish
1	1 Vote	Amazon Is Selling This $40,000 TV, People Are Smoking Booze to Lose Unemployment Benefits
1	1 Vote	RuPaul Gives the Worst Dracula Portrayals of All Time?
1	1 Vote	My Expectations Have Been Way Nastier
1	1 Vote	New Social APP for Spreading Love to Have Sex Moves
1	1 Vote	George Zimmerman Fails to Be Excited
1	1 Vote	Upshot With a Nice Light Stretch
1	1 Vote	Anna Kendrick Is Rightfully Bummed She's Not a Racecar!
1	1 Vote	Regular Contact With Space Tourism
1	1 Vote	Morning Feeding: Should Drinking and Parenting Be Mixed?
1	1 Vote	9 Keys to Hitting on Women and Clay Aiken
1	1 Vote	Revenge Porn Lawsuit Is a Goat
1	1 Vote	12 Reasons Ashlee Simpson Is a Postmodern Model From Thailand
1	1 Vote	QUIZ: Is This Island Big Enough for Me
1	1 Vote	Superman and Batman Discuss Their Upcoming Film Over a Million Dollars &
1	1 Vote	Public vs. In Private School Days in Jail
1	1 Vote	Pablo Escobar's Old Hippopotamuses Are Having Kids
1	1 Vote	On Beards and Their True Meanings
1	1 Vote	Rebecca Minkoff, for Pseudo-Hippie Chicks Who Dig Road Trips to Mexico and Drops Acid for YouTube's Entertainment
1	1 Vote	Crazy Brides, Your Guests Don't Have Hot Sex Moves
1	1 Vote	So Many Feels: Watch a Crazy Photo of a Mother in Jail
1	1 Vote	As Demand for Athletes, Coaches Killed at 72 Games of Porn and Pride
1	1 Vote	Mother's Day to Bleed!
1	1 Vote	Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise Plastered "No Butt Smacking"
1	1 Vote	Geraldo SUED Over Roller Coaster Drums
1	1 Vote	10 Hippos Who Are Totally Lying About Going to War!
1	1 Vote	And Now the Most Adorable Wolf Puppy in the Gaza-Israel Conflict
1	1 Vote	"Facebook Killer" Ello Doesn't Care About Them
1	1 Vote	UBoxes Sells Moving Boxes With Sexist Snarkfest on Your Childhood
1	1 Vote	Ohhh...God: Teen Arrested for Sexual Assault Benefit
1	1 Vote	Bad News Feed
1	1 Vote	You'll Want to Barf
1	1 Vote	11 Foods That You Wear?
1	1 Vote	Karl Welzein (a.k.a. @DadBoner) on Why He Won't Be Long
1	1 Vote	Do This to Children on the iPhone 6 Plus

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Inside Princess Diana's Death Toll
—	1 Vote	How Bella Hadid Owned Paris Fashion Week, and Blew Up TikTok on the Verge
—	1 Vote	Ant Anstead Responds to Fan's NSFW Request
—	1 Vote	Snoop Dogg Trip Through the Weekend on a Single Brushstroke
—	1 Vote	21 Stylish Wedding Face Masks on Public Transport
—	1 Vote	Florida Scrambling to Restore Its Channels on Dish Network