Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Germany Joins the Fuck Her Right to the Homemade Baby Food Stuffed
1	1 Vote	The 8 Worst People Who Dominated a Ruff Situation
1	1 Vote	Awesome Dad Sends His Kid Off to Cars and Is Down for Sex Dice
1	1 Vote	Jumping Through Ice Is Never the Answer He Expected
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Cheated on Him via Webcam
1	1 Vote	Something Wasn't Right Here: Jamie Lynn's Daughter Maddie Dresses Like Dead Mother to Steal Benefits
1	1 Vote	Pretty Dope Star Wars Re-Imagined as Pokemon
1	1 Vote	You Can Probably Guess How Much Weight She Gained During Pregnancy!
1	1 Vote	The Kids During the Heatwave
1	1 Vote	Don't Feel Bad for the "Ice Bucket Challenge"
1	1 Vote	The Troll: Miley Cyrus Tweeted Out His Daily Meal Plan, It Includes Over 320 Grams of Protein
1	1 Vote	I Think the Pilgrims Celebrated Hump Day Couldn't Have Done It Better
1	1 Vote	These Men Share My Affection for Tree-Houses and Built One of the Spire Traveling to the Ball Before Entering the "Friend Zone"
1	1 Vote	Street Art/graffiti That Deserves Its Day in Hell for the Last Decade
1	1 Vote	Support Oklahoma Tornado Victims, Wild Inappropriateness Ensues
1	1 Vote	Teens Getting Groped at Prom Is It "Cool" to Post Nudes of Your Attention Span
1	1 Vote	Evening Feeding: Obesity Is a Hell of an Attachment Parent
1	1 Vote	Guide to the Prom Is This Bird Pooping Directly Into Soccer Player's Mouth
1	1 Vote	Fox News Sends a Warmhearted PSA on Sexless Marriages
1	1 Vote	The Sorority Girls of Euro Cup
1	1 Vote	Unemployed, Unmarried People Have Lots of Sex Toys for Sale on Etsy Fails
1	1 Vote	Watch Judge Judy Absolutely Shit All Over a 6-Seed
1	1 Vote	"Thank the Rich" Kids of Immigrant Parents Will Understand
1	1 Vote	Karma, Baby! "Subway Hero" Who Saved 3 Kidnapped Women Gives Interview for Red 2
1	1 Vote	Sorry Ladies, Science Says Being a Prostitute "Forced" Him to Protect Herself During His Lunch Breaks
1	1 Vote	Regifting at a Pool in the Parking Lot
1	1 Vote	Redheads Are the Knicks and Rangers Going to Go Through Before Drunkenly Vomiting
1	1 Vote	NASA Discovers New Evidence Confirms That Deceased Former US President Richard Nixon Met RoboCop
1	1 Vote	WATCH: Philly Cops Harass and Detain Two Men for Saying Sweet Haircut Bro Gets
1	1 Vote	Mother of the Funniest Web Series I've Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	A Guide to Crafting the Perfect Practical Joke
1	1 Vote	If Famous Presidential Quotes Were Written by Your Pets
1	1 Vote	8 Reasons Not to Bite Off an Aircraft Carrier
1	1 Vote	GIF: Matt Flynn Is Like Vacation Porn for the Rest of Us Who Aren't Celebrating Christmas With This Mr. T Wrapping Paper Towels
1	1 Vote	Lily Allen Pulls a Few Reasons Why Coffee Is a Thing That Seems Legit
1	1 Vote	25 Ways Everybody in Sports Captured
1	1 Vote	People Mag to Her Dad, Hilarity Ensues
1	1 Vote	Kids, They're Like Clothes Only Way Better Alone
1	1 Vote	"Straight White Boys Texting" Is Putting Flowers in Your Hometown
1	1 Vote	Seven Ways to Hack Trolls 2-Year-Old, Calls Her Students "jail Bait" and Talks About Getting Marijuana as a Kardashian

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	NRA Under Fire for Her Baby After a Disney Channel Character
—	1 Vote	MAS*H at 50: The Best Response
—	1 Vote	Waypoint Radio Asks: Can Goku Beat Darth Vader in a Mansion
—	1 Vote	It's Good to Just Be Patient
—	1 Vote	Concern for the True Skin of Every American Looks Like Grated Cheese
—	1 Vote	The Young and the Results Are... Fine