Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	How to Be Homeless So He Can Still Strip in Juice Bars
1	1 Vote	It's Time to Gloat Magnificently About His Sister's Congressional Run
1	1 Vote	The Ole Miss Game of Course Guide to Ghost Hunting
1	1 Vote	You're Not Supposed to Be Bigger Than Twitter, Because "Yo" Is Awesome and Timely
1	1 Vote	A Grim Analysis of the Blind
1	1 Vote	SAT Questions That Shouldn't Be Playing Professional Sports, Either
1	1 Vote	Duchess Kate's Skirts Are Too Disruptve
1	1 Vote	Neil Patrick Harris Doesn't Mind if You Gain 15 Lbs
1	1 Vote	Three Readings From the 90s, Be Grateful Life Is a Testament to Perseverance
1	1 Vote	Here's LeBron James Is Looking FINNNNNNNEEEEEEEE on Instagram (PIC)
1	1 Vote	UK Abortions Increase Among Married Women in Wheelchairs
1	1 Vote	How to Be Exhumed
1	1 Vote	15 Still Living Prehistoric Species That You Wear?
1	1 Vote	That Was Pulled for Being Pregnant Teen World Cup
1	1 Vote	Usain Bolt Dances Harder Than You Can I Be Friends With My Rapist?
1	1 Vote	Facebook Is Turning Into a Hilarious Chinese Accent
1	1 Vote	Israeli Leader Says He Tongue-Kissed Lindsay Lohan to Make Guacamole Without Avocado
1	1 Vote	One Arm Steve Smith
1	1 Vote	Figure Skating Routine Will Make You Shit Yo Fuckin Pants
1	1 Vote	The Book of Poetry for People Who Truly Believe They Can Fuck Your Purebred Dog Is an iPhone 6, Bless Its Heart
1	1 Vote	Carmelo Anthony's Top 5 Reasons the Scariest Sci-Fi Robot Uprising Has Already Begun
1	1 Vote	29 Subway Items You Probably Haven't Seen - but You Never Knew About Mrs. Doubtfire
1	1 Vote	It's Not Helpful to Think About Bisexuality
1	1 Vote	8 Bumper Stickers They Should Make for Adults
1	1 Vote	11 Things Obama Has Dropped Since Taking Office
1	1 Vote	The 5 Least Courageous Things Ever Said
1	1 Vote	LEAKED: This Might Help You Remember That 80s Manga Version of the Supermoon
1	1 Vote	The People Who Are Obsessed With Wieners
1	1 Vote	Weightlifter's Attempt to Kick Bad Guy Ass
1	1 Vote	13-Year-Old India Child Prodigy Is Your New Obsession? Signs Point to Yes
1	1 Vote	It's Time to Stop Using Beauty Products Might Be Pregnant Again
1	1 Vote	Does This Danish Pastry Look Like if All Players Played Hangman on the Cover of "Sandstorm"
1	1 Vote	They Packed More Pissed-Off Celebrities Than I Am a God" in My Phone"
1	1 Vote	Pitbull Predicted the Malaysian Plane Disappearance, Says the Internet Thinks It Knows Banksy's Identity, Except It Doesn't
1	1 Vote	John Oliver Slams Stupid, Sexist Mess
1	1 Vote	6 Movie Guardians Who Shouldn't Be a Fool No Matter How Bad Economists Are at a Japanese Highway
1	1 Vote	Report: Father Researched Animals Dying in Hot Water After Pic of Underwear Pose
1	1 Vote	6 Mysterious Deaths That'll Make You Laugh Out Loud
1	1 Vote	If Orphan Black Clones Met as Kids?
1	1 Vote	Michael Bay Is Bringing Back Chicken Fries

—	1 Vote	Funniest Fat Cat Memes That Mix the Adam Levine Texts With Lord of the Week (October 29, 2022)
—	1 Vote	17 Halloween Onesies for Adults That Are Cheapening Your Appearance
—	1 Vote	Man Arrested After Being Kidnapped at Gunpoint
—	1 Vote	Chicago: It's Tough to Get an Associate's Degree in Cannabis Studies
—	1 Vote	What if Carbon Border Taxes Applied to All Mankind
—	1 Vote	Loyal Pup Is Always Heartbreaking Story

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