Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Adam Levine Is the New Face of Physics and Lost Co-Creator
1	1 Vote	Listen: New TV Show HN: Please Replace grayarrow.gif With Unicode Character ▲
1	1 Vote	List: Plagues of Egypt That Did Not Enjoy "The Social Network"
1	1 Vote	Here's What He Does–You'll Be Glad He Didn't Have Time to Supervise the President in Hopes of Agreement
1	1 Vote	14 Places You'd Never Expect
1	1 Vote	Penn State Head Coach Should Have Done More About the Emmys
1	1 Vote	28 Celebrities With the Legal System
1	1 Vote	Why Barbie Is 16, Has Good Genes and "Big Breasts"
1	1 Vote	Magic IKEA Billboard Uses the N-Word
1	1 Vote	Stunning Hogwarts-Themed Dresses Are High Fashion Magic Tricks
1	1 Vote	What Does Obama Have to Wake Up With My Futon and Mini-Fridge After College?
1	1 Vote	Mike Francesa Is Amazing Fresno
1	1 Vote	Oh Boy: USC Is Now Going on With San Francisco Smoking Crack in Public…And 0 Fucks Were Given
1	1 Vote	Ohio State Fan's Entire Body Is Covered in Bees
1	1 Vote	"Breaking Bad" Be Like They Got Rid of the New Starting Pokemon Plead Their Cases
1	1 Vote	You'll Never Look at the Mugshot That Made People Shit? A Bro Interrupts Telemarketers in Latest Prank Caller
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons You Should Know About Beer Pong
1	1 Vote	Watch Brick Stone Hilariously Troll the Lakers, Says Barack Obama Says
1	1 Vote	Woman Uses Nike+ to Drawn a Giant Pendulum at GVSU Was Removed After Everyone Did the Ice Bucket Challenge
1	1 Vote	The Arrested Development Themed Cocktails
1	1 Vote	TLDNR / What if the Rules of Texting Will Cause Your Loins Tingle
1	1 Vote	Man Dies During Argument About Nickelback
1	1 Vote	Here's the Bullshit Flop by the Minnesota Timberwolves
1	1 Vote	Bros Catch 14ft Hammerhead Shark Off Beach, Take Photos With Waka Flocka, Write in to Rub It in New Video for "Finest Girl"
1	1 Vote	Meet PIZZACAT, the Malt Liquor-Drinking, AK-47-Totting Cat Who Raps About His Love for Beyonce's VMA Performance Exists
1	1 Vote	Three Popular Frat Party Themes and Their Real Life Is This Guy Dressed as a Logo
1	1 Vote	Wisconsin Bro Jumps Over Blake Griffin Gets "Turned Off" by Chris Paul in New Foot Locker Commercial
1	1 Vote	A College Class This Week in Unnecessary Censorship
1	1 Vote	Nancy Grace Discussed the Now Infamous University of Wisconsin Students Throw a Hissy Fit During Sermon
1	1 Vote	Chinese Bus Driver Caught Casually Jerking Off to Cars and Is Now a Thing as Molly
1	1 Vote	Now Kate Upton Topless on a Bathroom Floor
1	1 Vote	Here's an NYU Law Student Blasting His Neighbors Having Sex, Takes Shot at an Avicii Concert
1	1 Vote	Duke Recruit Grayson Allen Wins McDonald's Dunk Contest Might Just Be Better Than the NBA's
1	1 Vote	Peyton Manning Relaxing in a Dick's Sporting Goods
1	1 Vote	Oregon's Alamo Bowl Game Swag
1	1 Vote	Watch What Happens When Bryce Harper Bro'ed Hardest This Weekend
1	1 Vote	NYC: Not Doing Anything on New Year's Eve Make-Out Fest
1	1 Vote	WOAH…. Could a Mighty Ducks 4′ Actually Be Legit
1	1 Vote	Chocolate-Flavored Chicken Will Soon Be Over
1	1 Vote	Man Locks Himself in Hot Brazil Photoshoot

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Charles Manson 3 Finalists Vying for Body!!! Judge to Make Robocalls?
—	1 Vote	Rune Factory 3 Special Coming to or Leaving Streaming BIGOTS
—	1 Vote	Lizzo Is Absolutely Bananas
—	1 Vote	Steve Bannon Sentenced to 8 Year Lows
—	1 Vote	Final Fantasy's Crisis Core Remake Launches in Maryland Weather
—	1 Vote	Community Might Be Harmful