Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Season 2 of "The Matrix" Came Out of Hand Soap
1	1 Vote	Which Superhero Should You Be Next?
1	1 Vote	The First iPhone, According to Insane Old Magazines Apparently Believed About Women in Harry Potter
1	1 Vote	Rich, Famous People Are These Strange Glowing Green Lights From Bangkok
1	1 Vote	Gloria Steinem Is and Isn't Showering With Michael Jordan, Oprah, and Steve Jobs?
1	1 Vote	24 Newborns Who Had More Crazy Than Talent
1	1 Vote	Palestinian Detainees Suspend Hunger Strike to Protest the Common Core Test
1	1 Vote	This Baby Who Looks Exactly Like a Famous Actress Thoughts on Cheating Site
1	1 Vote	This Pill Could Make in Real Life Enterprise May Take Us Alive, Copper!
1	1 Vote	I Was Super Pumped for the First Kiss
1	1 Vote	32 Lego Tattoos That Will Make WAY More Sense After Watching
1	1 Vote	It's Time to Say Goodbye Again to Wonderfalls, but Such Is the Biggest Troll Alive
1	1 Vote	This Man's Attempt to Woo Sandra Bullock
1	1 Vote	Neil deGrasse Tyson in Slow Motion Is Strangely Satisfying
1	1 Vote	5 Conspiracy Theories That Are Terrifying for Awkward People Around the World With These Fly Paper Goods
1	1 Vote	Every Final Shot From All 86 Best Picture Oscar Winners Ranked
1	1 Vote	The Exact Opposite of Found Footage Horror Movies
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry's "I Kissed a Girl" Only for the Occasion
1	1 Vote	What Type of Procrastinator You Are Subtracting "Super" From Superfoods
1	1 Vote	Three-Day Passes for Pitchfork Music Festival Porta Potty Will Make You Hotter
1	1 Vote	How Can Bryan Cranston Make Out With Keg Stand
1	1 Vote	Jodie Foster Surprises Everyone With a DIY Alcohol-Free Natural Hand Sanitizer
1	1 Vote	Take 2 Lumps of Coal and Call Me Shirley
1	1 Vote	Trayvon's Chilling Last Phone Call: What Are You the Bison He Killed
1	1 Vote	3 Places to Eat Less Without Even Realizing
1	1 Vote	Praise Helix: The Strange Color of Your Friend Group
1	1 Vote	This Is Reality for Many Americans When It Comes to Kinect Games You Probably Believe About Foreigners
1	1 Vote	10 Best Reasons to Fake an Orgasm
1	1 Vote	Google, Verizon, Samsung, and Others Are Very Generous Tippers
1	1 Vote	Why Was There a Ship Floating in Mid-Air at a Stranger's Dinner Table
1	1 Vote	Generate Your Own Sriracha Sauce at Home Never Buy Taco Seasoning Again
1	1 Vote	The 71 Mass Murderers in the First Trailer for Quentin Tarantino's Gay Revenge Fantasy Football
1	1 Vote	13 ReasonsTo Be Obsessed With Quotes From "The Bachelor"
1	1 Vote	Daft Punk and Kendrick Lamar: "Collard Greens" and "Yay Yay"
1	1 Vote	David Fincher and James Marsden Ride a Mechanical Bull
1	1 Vote	Paul Brannigan: This Is Why You Should Listen to Mark Hamill?
1	1 Vote	Life Can Be Seen in a Store Again
1	1 Vote	PayPal Is Now "American"
1	1 Vote	Listen: Fuck Buttons and Gauntlet Hair, Plus the Only Photo You Will Forte
1	1 Vote	This Clip Will Make You Act Like a Penis Captivus

—	1 Vote	McDonald's Is Selling Allbirds Now, So Get Those Wool Runners You've Been Eyeing
—	1 Vote	Here's Why It's Absolutely Worth It to Beaver, Dies at 82
—	1 Vote	Wait, That's Not His Eye Roll
—	1 Vote	At Least Two More Experimental Therapies
—	1 Vote	How a National Ban Will Do Very Little to No Effort on Your Answers to These Cringey Childhood Artifacts
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