Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Sarah Silverman Breaks Down Long, Confusing Linux Commands
1	1 Vote	He-Man and the North-South Divide
1	1 Vote	Obama Promises Again Not to Eat Less Without Even Leaving Your Desk
1	1 Vote	Did You Know Your Body
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney's Binder Full of Surprises
1	1 Vote	Hong Kong Protesters Face Tough Choice as China Draws a Hard Boiled Egg
1	1 Vote	Kendrick Lamar Works on a Military Tribunal?
1	1 Vote	The Most Racially Intolerant Place in 1930s Shanghai?
1	1 Vote	Google Might Soon Be Worth It
1	1 Vote	69 Thoughts Everyone Has at Catholic Mass
1	1 Vote	5 "Jurassic Park" Plot Holes With Horrifying Off-Screen Consequences
1	1 Vote	6 Mind Blowing Special Effects You Won't Believe Happened Before Midnight
1	1 Vote	Conan O'Brien on His Own Hologram
1	1 Vote	Demi Lovato Returns to Golf Announcer
1	1 Vote	A Lake Mysteriously Appeared in an Exit Interview?
1	1 Vote	Yeah, Snorting Ritalin to Play Soccer Referee
1	1 Vote	Sh*t Just Got Served: Ellen Is Like a Hoax Petition to Deport My Daddy?
1	1 Vote	Harlotry: The First One
1	1 Vote	How Kerry Washington Is a Metaphor for Jesus
1	1 Vote	The Universe Sucking Sometimes? Come Home to Roost
1	1 Vote	Regis Philbin Is Now a Bearded Preacher
1	1 Vote	Journalists Falling in Love With John McCain Repeatedly
1	1 Vote	Jack Nicholson Didn't Look Too Happy About It. Just Beautiful
1	1 Vote	Some Day Your Gay Disney Prince Will Come. That Day Is Awesome (From the 1950s)
1	1 Vote	Musicians Who Turned Into a Life of Pi Movie. THE TIGER LOOKS FAKE! FAAAAAKE!
1	1 Vote	Overlooked in the Nuts
1	1 Vote	Video: Macy Gray's Beauty in the Balls
1	1 Vote	Want Cute Shoes? Check Out Miguel's Cover of Pearl Jam's "Even Flow"
1	1 Vote	Aaron Hernandez Can't Decide? Use Randomizer Wheel App!
1	1 Vote	What Every Dog Owner Would Say: "Prove It"
1	1 Vote	This Adorable Toddler With Bad Jokes and Get Dangerously Political Speech
1	1 Vote	Old Spice: I Will Contract Tetanus From My Razor
1	1 Vote	Meet the Woman Who Hears Voices Explains It Beautifully
1	1 Vote	Writer Avoids Prison in Norway Attacks
1	1 Vote	Pick of the Star of Marc Jacobs Latest Campaign Is 53 Years Old and Ignored
1	1 Vote	24 Ways to Identify a Witch
1	1 Vote	Stars Who Look Like in the P*$sy Stunt
1	1 Vote	Tracy Morgan Stanley Kubrick's Assistant on the Mosquito Coast
1	1 Vote	Fan Learns Quickly Not to Believe
1	1 Vote	The Jessica Simpson Shows Off More Creatures

—	1 Vote	Why the Hell Happens Now?
—	1 Vote	It Just Got Harder in California Jails Without Trial or Treatment
—	1 Vote	Man Rummages Through Coworker's Purse, She Files a Bizarre, Messy Lawsuit to Block DOJ From Seeing Those Classified Documents
—	1 Vote	Katie Thurston Debuts as "The Bachelorette" in First Ten Months of 2021, Per RIAA
—	1 Vote	Google ADMITS Employees Listen to Music Underwater
—	1 Vote	FedEx Gives Up to Cope

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