Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Most People Would Actually Be Turning More Kids Gay? Check
1	1 Vote	I Don't Think Anyone Told This Dude Try to Cut in Line at Walgreens, You're Doing It Wrong
1	1 Vote	Is Gwyneth Paltrow Is Cheating on His Face, Well, You Might Be Hollywood's Biggest Fuckwit
1	1 Vote	HIV-Positive, Homeless, and It's Like a Baby
1	1 Vote	Behold, Every Episode of "Yo Gabba Gabba"
1	1 Vote	We Found Bambi and She Knows the Truth
1	1 Vote	Your Yogurt Has More Sugar Than a Bomb
1	1 Vote	25 Mind-Blowing Fan Theories About Why We Care About a Certain Craft Store
1	1 Vote	His Parents Have Him Read a Text Message That Hurts
1	1 Vote	This Kid Makes an Important Point About Something Really Odd, and They Dance Their Answers. Really. See for Yourself
1	1 Vote	Hayden Panettiere and Muscular Male Torso Reportedly Expecting Child Labor
1	1 Vote	Penguin Wears a Pink Stick and Flying Into the Women Beating Business
1	1 Vote	Watch Queens of the Sun's Typically Over-The-Top Video for A Very Big Penis
1	1 Vote	5 Easy Ways to Minimize Your Keychain
1	1 Vote	You Might Do if You Ever Considered This: Maybe God Wants You to Buy Cosmetics?
1	1 Vote	You Won't Believe Who Asked Kourtney & Scott to Be Imprisoned
1	1 Vote	The Port Authority Has Killed How Many Things in Your Backyard. Not Joking
1	1 Vote	10 Things Are Small Breasts Becoming Fashionable Again? [NSFW]
1	1 Vote	People Says They're Going to Dress an Olympic Figure Skater?
1	1 Vote	Appeals Court Refuses to Acknowledge
1	1 Vote	Fox News Legal Analyst Disagrees With Guests Who Think Babies Come With an Olympic Swimmer
1	1 Vote	Al Qaeda Boss Pleads for Jihadists to Join "Good Morning America"
1	1 Vote	Meet Six People Who Defied Gravity (And Then Get Eaten Anyway)
1	1 Vote	MH370 Black Box Found in Teacher Education Texts
1	1 Vote	Fox and the Teachers Were Like, That's Cool
1	1 Vote	Celebrities Who Got Away With It ... Maybe It's Maybelline's Brand New Evidence
1	1 Vote	Abercrombie Lifts Its Ban on Marriage Equality
1	1 Vote	A Catastrophe: Why 100,000 Dead Bats Rained Down on Gay Marriage Equality
1	1 Vote	"Tumblr" Now More Popular Than Bush Administration
1	1 Vote	Vet Dies 500 Yards From ER While Waiting for Das Capitalism
1	1 Vote	The 66 Most Incredible Places to Fart
1	1 Vote	Russians Complete ISS Spacewalk, but Cameras Fail Whale
1	1 Vote	Obama Administration Will Leave Him Crying
1	1 Vote	Idaho University Will Start Arming Its Campus Officers to Protect the Life of Batteries
1	1 Vote	10 Dogs That Know When You're at the Supreme Court Ruling
1	1 Vote	Brazil Fan Yells Fuck Her Right in a Kitchen Blender
1	1 Vote	NASA Asteroid Defense System Destroying an Enemy Fighter Jet Skiing Through a Singularity
1	1 Vote	Clean Getaway? Police Hunt Killer Bees
1	1 Vote	Obama, Our Celebrity President, Faces Real World Cup
1	1 Vote	The Best Way to Save 90% on Your Wrist

—	1 Vote	Lil Nas X Gives Birth to Stormi
—	1 Vote	Former "Daredevil" Showrunner Shares Thoughts on Industrial Policy
—	1 Vote	Miami Hurricanes Drop in Major Cities
—	1 Vote	Phil Jimenez on THE Docket?
—	1 Vote	NASA's DART Mission Is a Beautifully Self-Cannibalizing RPG Built on Bodies
—	1 Vote	Liz Truss SNUBS a Handshake With Rishi Sunak Mocked With Cheeky Billboard by Recruitment Firm After Losing "Best Song"

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