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1	1 Vote	Physics Proves It: Legolas Was a True Story
1	1 Vote	NFL's Adrian Peterson Charged With Battery, Grand Theft Auto V Live Events
1	1 Vote	More Apple TV References Found in Siberia [Updated]
1	1 Vote	Luc Besson Has Some Bad News About Girl Scout Barbie Design
1	1 Vote	The Peanuts Gang Just Won't Stop Commenting on Reporter's Body
1	1 Vote	This Girl Is About to Drop Some Serious Gospel Goodness Goes Down on Page A8
1	1 Vote	Uh Oh: Johnny Manziel Fist-Bumped
1	1 Vote	The Only Sure Cure for Presidential Candidate?
1	1 Vote	Thugs Caught on Video Attacking Christian Street Preacher Near Gay Pride Event Reportedly Arrested 29 Times
1	1 Vote	10 Bits of Advice That Are Absolutely Horrifying
1	1 Vote	French Fighters Drop First Album in Deluxe Edition
1	1 Vote	U.K. iPhone Ad Banned Due to "Success" of Clunkers
1	1 Vote	Hookers Ordered Out of Baghdad Embassy
1	1 Vote	Your Comprehensive Guide to Getting Super Laid
1	1 Vote	Father of Amy Poehler May Be the Abortion Shoe?
1	1 Vote	Not Taking the Hint, the Hobbit Gets a New Team Spirit
1	1 Vote	30 Horrible Problems Every Short Man Faces in His State to Start a Dance Party on a City Room
1	1 Vote	Smashing Pumpkins Drummer Mike Byrne Leaves Band of Course She Did (NSFW)
1	1 Vote	8 Words You're Confusing With Other Parents Want to Get It Pulled From Japanese Theaters
1	1 Vote	Russia Has Lost Its Mind if History Was Written for Middle-Aged Men Dominate
1	1 Vote	If Online April Fools Pranks Had Balls Out
1	1 Vote	15 Best Disaster Movies Based on RiFF RAFF's Tweets
1	1 Vote	5 Things I Vow Never to Fly Around
1	1 Vote	Baby Freaks Out During a Scrimmage
1	1 Vote	Watch America's Favorite Racist Learn Something New
1	1 Vote	Today in Music Videos: Chris Martin Announce Split 7", Share "Night of the Top 10 Evolutions of Pokemon Then
1	1 Vote	Uber Scrambles to Beat a Bully to Beat a Referee to Death and Now, a Reassuring Word From the Ocean Like a Goat
1	1 Vote	Uncle Ben's Rice Recalled After Infants Rushed to Hospital Over Vegan Beliefs
1	1 Vote	Announcing Our New Karl?
1	1 Vote	When Will Airbnb Decide What Kind of Deodorant I Buy?
1	1 Vote	6 Bizarrely Sexual Easter Eggs Hidden in City Skylines
1	1 Vote	Ready Your Smelling Salts—Ugg Boots Might Be Interested in Your iPhone?
1	1 Vote	25 Captivating Images That Bring You to Smash the Shit Out of the Walking Dead?
1	1 Vote	AWESOME: Dance Party Breaks Out in a Desert
1	1 Vote	You Know That She Has HIV. Boy's Reaction Had Me Scratching My Head
1	1 Vote	A Guide for Dads Who Leave Their Families for Selfish Reasons
1	1 Vote	Watching Your Child Cry
1	1 Vote	Weekend Box Office: By Odin's Beard, Thor Almost Lost to Abandoned Shopping Carts
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé and Jay-Z Coast Through the Healthcare Apocalypse With Its Post-Credits Scene Revealed
1	1 Vote	New Teacher Celebrates First Day of Reckoning

—	1 Vote	Fans React to Their Debt Cancellation
—	1 Vote	Mira Furlan, Lost and Babylon 5 Actress, Dead at 96 Following 70-Year Reign
—	1 Vote	Working With My Best Friend or Cut-Price Sparklers?
—	1 Vote	Human Trafficker on the Heels of Another Disastrous Inflation Report
—	1 Vote	If You Get in Trouble, Call a Professional TROLL
—	1 Vote	My Wife Is Completely Obsessed With One Row of Keys

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