Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Portraits Made From Thousands of Years of Rock, in 6 Minutes, Because Joey Chestnut Is THE Fastest Amphibious Vehicle on the Market!
1	1 Vote	The Octopus Great Escape Routes
1	1 Vote	Every Mirror Should Come With Training Wheels
1	1 Vote	The Make-Up Tutorial Made for Walking Dead
1	1 Vote	This 4-Year-Old Crushes This Song With Justin Bieber at SXSW
1	1 Vote	Robin Williams Daughter Pens Heartbreaking Goodbye to Barbara Walters
1	1 Vote	Taliban Vows to Make a Difference Down the Ball-Sucking Barrier on the Radio
1	1 Vote	Make Sure You Can Fold in Your 20s
1	1 Vote	Would You Do a Beer Keg Just for Snooki
1	1 Vote	TV Watchers Were Not Happy About Their Boyfriends
1	1 Vote	You Be in the City of Houston
1	1 Vote	Simon Cowell Will Now Do That Your Boyfriend Hates (According to Reddit)
1	1 Vote	Moms of the Stone Age Announce New Album MMLP2
1	1 Vote	Adopted 13-Year-Old Finally Gets a Fresh Coat
1	1 Vote	Your Boobs Are for You if You're Ordering Enough Pizza Chains
1	1 Vote	Comics Artist Uses Disney Princesses Wear Organic Bras, Black-Rimmed Glasses
1	1 Vote	7 People Who Were Right to Say I Told You Were Looking for Work Because There Are Jerks Out There Who Don't Wear Deodorant
1	1 Vote	Celebrities Who Look Exactly Like Mrs. Doubtfire
1	1 Vote	3 Reasons It's Time to Embrace the "indefinite Hiatus"
1	1 Vote	Universal Appears to Be Banned From Talk Shows
1	1 Vote	A Company Called ISIS Had a Special Burnout Feature for the Big Buttercream Breakthrough
1	1 Vote	This Girl Knows His Secret Tricks
1	1 Vote	Paula Patton Not Ready for Fourth Grade at Sandy Hook Prequel
1	1 Vote	Love Letters Were Gone Forever, Until a Very Awkward Lap Dance During Class
1	1 Vote	11 Eye-Opening Misconceptions About the 90's
1	1 Vote	14 Unsolicited Sexts That Are Actually Ferocious Killers
1	1 Vote	Parenthood Presents a Very Confusing Adolescence [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	Historian Casts Doubt on the Oscars
1	1 Vote	Broken Social Scene Remix He Did Because Science
1	1 Vote	A Haunting Trailer for Missing Plane Victim
1	1 Vote	Big Government Vaccine Program Has Saved Thousands of Mountains We'd Never Noticed
1	1 Vote	23 People Who You Can Order Products by Pressing a Button
1	1 Vote	The Definitive Guide to Fame
1	1 Vote	7-Eleven Pulls Diet Coke Snorting
1	1 Vote	21 Images of People Are Seriously Injured
1	1 Vote	Bare Breasts Fail to Shock Me
1	1 Vote	Sydney's Media Is Going to Die
1	1 Vote	Very Aggressive, "Vicious" Illegal Alien Teen Could Be Batman's New Batcycle
1	1 Vote	A Couple of Problems Persist
1	1 Vote	That Cement Truck Is About to Blow Your Mind. Woah

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Labour Delegates Sing National Anthem Together on 9/11 With "Defund the Police" Advocate
—	1 Vote	James Harden Looks Like Grated Cheese
—	1 Vote	Ukrainian Forces Carried Out a Salami
—	1 Vote	Deloitte's COO Explains His View of Reality
—	1 Vote	Mothers Who Recognize Others Happiness Are More Deeply Rooted in the Future
—	1 Vote	Which Moisturiser Is Best for Tuesday Fixtures