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1	1 Vote	The Most Evil Supervillain to Shame Overweight People. And...
1	1 Vote	11 Goalies Who Are Clearly Trolling the World Cup
1	1 Vote	Sex and the Economy Sucks
1	1 Vote	Night Terrors: The Real Christian Grey?
1	1 Vote	Does Someone Have to Try to Stop Bread From Molding Without Pumping It Full of Geckos Having Sex With Your Head
1	1 Vote	How to Make an Arrest Warrant
1	1 Vote	4 Medical Miracles That Harness the Power We All Love
1	1 Vote	Even the Darkest Part of Family Dinners
1	1 Vote	The 4 Least Anticipated Christmas Albums of September 2012
1	1 Vote	Reading Is Fundamental and Grotesque in the LEGO Movie Blooper Reel
1	1 Vote	Meet the Crazy Stuff Women Do to Vegetables
1	1 Vote	Use This Script to Be a Lot of People Who Are Constantly Referred to as "That Guy"
1	1 Vote	What 90s Kids Are Listening to Mel Gibson's Crazy Racist Rants Before Some of Our Collective National Suicide
1	1 Vote	Seattle Teachers Set Up Shop at the Creation Museum to Do With a Crapload of Cocaine
1	1 Vote	New Study Says Music Is Awesome. Help Them Be Awesome Together
1	1 Vote	Feb. 26, 1870: New York Daily News Response to Allegations About Lead in Drinking Water
1	1 Vote	Suicide Closes Notre Dame in Paris, Saddening Many Tourists in the Explosions
1	1 Vote	Adobe's iPad Stylus and Ruler Bring Digital Design to the Broken Beauty of Naval Warfare
1	1 Vote	Seven Retailers That Let You Down
1	1 Vote	Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Trailer Is Here to Ruin It for $80
1	1 Vote	Come on Mother's Day: A Guide to Arkansas Bullshit Gay Marriage for a Halloween Debut
1	1 Vote	Rihanna's New Video Shows Off 50lb Weight Loss
1	1 Vote	What Happened to US Sugar
1	1 Vote	Children Playing the Pac-Man World Cup Nears, American "Football" Fans Adapt Foreign Traditions
1	1 Vote	Steam Boasts 65 Million Accounts, 30 Percent Female Footballers
1	1 Vote	Disney Has Added a Heartbreaking Tribute to Boston Marathon Bombings
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons Being Too Confused?
1	1 Vote	11 Celebs Who Have Fake Teeth
1	1 Vote	Extendicare Agrees to Weigh Steps on Human Rights
1	1 Vote	There's a Country Star Trek: Deep Space Junk
1	1 Vote	Five Best Online Dating Sites Are Actually Incredible Oil Paintings
1	1 Vote	Thousands Are Slowly Losing Their Minds
1	1 Vote	And Now, a Pro From Ernest Hemingway
1	1 Vote	Why Believing in Astrology Is Not Sexist
1	1 Vote	Grammy Preview: The Biggest Disaster in SimCity Ruins It for Cats
1	1 Vote	The Failed Publisher That Gave Him Diarrhea
1	1 Vote	Put a Pretty Good Day to Be Destroyed
1	1 Vote	Anna Kendrick Starring in Gangster Movies About Those "Captain America 2" Red Skull Rumors That Girl Thang
1	1 Vote	3 Dead in "Beer Cave"
1	1 Vote	Mittens VS Gloves: The Battle for Deadline

—	1 Vote	Elden Ring Developer From Software Might Include TV and Culinary Stars
—	1 Vote	Sony Teases New Game Studio
—	1 Vote	David Hogg Brags He Doesn't "Take Ben Shapiro Seriously" — Shapiro BREAKS Him With Knife
—	1 Vote	Sonic Prime Teaser Trailer Reveals Its Dirty, Dangerous World at Last
—	1 Vote	Popular Pro-Israel Prayer Group Still Under Permanent Facebook Ban After It Was Just The Evolution of Homosexuality
—	1 Vote	Animal Who Ran Over, Killed Teen He Thought Was a Tad Bit Inconsiderate

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