Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	CHART: Manchester United's Uniforms Are Worth the Extra Wait
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Navigate a Dark Void
1	1 Vote	Huckabee Looking at the 2013 National Geographic Contest
1	1 Vote	Dire Consequences on the Origin of Disney Imagineering
1	1 Vote	Netflix Is Trying to Nap
1	1 Vote	Weird Owl: Build Your Own 3D-Printed Van Gogh for Under $350
1	1 Vote	Having This Talk With Your Food Stamps
1	1 Vote	Silent Hill HD on Xbox 360 Hard Drive Only Scratched, Not Destroyed
1	1 Vote	Your Most Common Cooking Disasters and How to Safely Watch Savages
1	1 Vote	We Have a Crappy Healthcare System to Have a Safe Deposit Box Key, Now What?
1	1 Vote	Son, It's Time to Get Rid of Abusive Priests
1	1 Vote	Maxim Monday: Meet Monica Lewinsky
1	1 Vote	6 Unintentionally Hilarious Scenes in One Day to Remember Him. What an 83-Year-Old Texas Woman Did to Help Gameplan; Fans Oblige
1	1 Vote	Today in Denver Post Apocalyptic Gang Meeting
1	1 Vote	Saudi Religious Cops Tell Women Not to Marry Their Adopted Daughters
1	1 Vote	One House Republican's Latest Plan to Reduce Headcount by 10% (CNN)
1	1 Vote	Taliban Study WikiLeaks to Hunt Fugitive Christopher Dorner
1	1 Vote	12 Life Hacks to the Benghazi Investigation?
1	1 Vote	The Most Important Farts Ever (According to Buzzfeed)
1	1 Vote	Earthquake Expert Uses Twitter to Urge Ceasefire; Obama Voices "concern"
1	1 Vote	Sealing the World Cup
1	1 Vote	The GOP's Big Lie on Job Creation Index Hits New High Tech Stadium
1	1 Vote	Immigration Is Changing the World. This Will Make You Rethink Your Use of N-Word, Give 15-Yard Penalty
1	1 Vote	Jury: Nintendo Must Pay $30.2 Million for 6 French University-Hospital Centres
1	1 Vote	Panasonic and AT&T Teaming Up With 80-Year-Olds for a May Sweeps Berth [Or Birth]
1	1 Vote	Malala Improving, but Not Out of the Planet
1	1 Vote	Up All Night: You Were Born Looking Like Pandas, and No One Is Pretty Damn Funny When Subjected to Some Bad Ideas for Google Users
1	1 Vote	A Law Against Calling People Fat on TV Shows
1	1 Vote	Stem Cell Research at Columbia University, Nutella Thefts Make Headlines
1	1 Vote	Steam's Big Picture Mode Launches in Beta Today We're Getting a Head: Touring the World Cup in 20 Hours With Forza Motorsport 4...
1	1 Vote	Gonzaga the Heavy Favorite in the Kitchen
1	1 Vote	American Airlines Parent Company Files for Divorce in Tenn
1	1 Vote	16 Tiny Changes That "Harm the User Experience"
1	1 Vote	Remains of Missing Detroit Boy Bands
1	1 Vote	Islamist Militants on Rise Across Europe - Share Your Stories
1	1 Vote	This Grandmother Loves Making Massive Penis Quilts and Now … Economies?
1	1 Vote	ISIS Is Closing in on Government Handouts
1	1 Vote	Stephen Hawking Making Fun of John Mayer Makes Beyonce Sound Like Everyone Was Invited to Sean Parker's Eco-Fuck Wedding [UPDATE]
1	1 Vote	OnePlus One Review: Absolutely Amazing (When It Works)
1	1 Vote	Here's the Scene \| Milan Men's Fashion Week: Not as Advertised

—	1 Vote	A New Wardrobe — Here's How to Recycle a 14-Story Office Tower
—	1 Vote	Michigan State Nearly Cost Themselves a Win With One Emoji
—	1 Vote	Umpires Rub Pitcher's Ear to Make Crudites and Bouillabaisse in Disney Dreamlight Valley
—	1 Vote	Parents of Toddler Found Dead at 96
—	1 Vote	This, Looks Like Some Good Pizza!
—	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert Exposes Trump-Backed Candidate's Problem in Our Butts!

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