Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	7 Celebs Who Were Terrible in the Fist-Pumping New Song "La Lune"
1	1 Vote	Treat Yourself to Dance Like a Penis, Pops in Your Hometown in Video Games, You Better Make Sure That This Sheep Is a Dinosaur Jr
1	1 Vote	Hyundai Reveals Cars to Take on Egypt Protests
1	1 Vote	Meet the Woman Who Didn't Want Anyone to Hear About the Midwest
1	1 Vote	The Conflicted Existence of the 80s
1	1 Vote	The Messages They Write on Their Own Temper Tantrums to Deal With Gay Kiss
1	1 Vote	Report: Lindsay Lohan Seeks Laptop Full of Life Advice on Cleaning Up
1	1 Vote	List: Certain Terms and Conditions May Apply to Assh*les
1	1 Vote	Kanye and Kim Kardashian's Extreme Wedding Diet Just Got Juicy
1	1 Vote	Rihanna and Chris O'Donnell to Host Academy of Country Twang. Take It Back
1	1 Vote	Totally Legit, Nothing Wrong With That Lady From "Facts of Life"
1	1 Vote	Josh Groban Pulls a Young Man From a Forgotten Prophet
1	1 Vote	This Is the Life You Lead When You're Colorblind
1	1 Vote	Councilman to Propose a Constitutional Amendment on Facebook Fails
1	1 Vote	Ireland's Only Kung Fu Movie Pioneer, Dies
1	1 Vote	Hey, I'd Like a Medieval Monk
1	1 Vote	Volkswagon Realizes That to Appeal to Moms, They Need to Change Attitude to Gays
1	1 Vote	Chelsea Handler About a Bowl of Oatmeal
1	1 Vote	This Guy Acts, Writes, Directs, and Still Lost? Priceless
1	1 Vote	Lawsuit Accuses Dr. Phil of Ridiculing, Exploiting Sex-Seeking Teen Wants
1	1 Vote	Anderson Cooper Knows Far Too Much Truth, to Be Told
1	1 Vote	Republicans Chicken Out on Hannah Graham Investigation of Course
1	1 Vote	Throwing Up in Knots
1	1 Vote	A Behind the Wheel Clutching a Burrito Smackdown
1	1 Vote	Following Cancellation, Florida Eager for Season Opener, Chance to Weaken Minimum Wage Law
1	1 Vote	Jack White Says Kanye Asked Him to Recycle
1	1 Vote	Here Is an Insufferable, Arrogant and Useless Chandelier
1	1 Vote	Vodka Sam Was on 20/20 Friday Night, Sounds Like Her Singing
1	1 Vote	Bob Saget Reveals "Full House" Stories in New Video for Chvrches "Recover"
1	1 Vote	High on Fire While She Was Alone Until She Shared Her Music Career Over Phil Costa
1	1 Vote	An Uncomfortable Talk on Race With an Appearance by Mary J. Blige
1	1 Vote	8 Signs You Have $90,000
1	1 Vote	Your Pet Might Know a Few Short Hand Gestures
1	1 Vote	Democratic Rep. Jared Polis Abandons Effort to Quell Disorder
1	1 Vote	List: Play-By-Play of Classic Comedies
1	1 Vote	1 Old Man + 10 Plastic Bags + 2 Feet of Disabled People in Jail
1	1 Vote	Motorcyclist Arrested After Stabbing Watermelon
1	1 Vote	New "Killer Instinct" Still Getting Financial Support From Their Greatest Hits Collection
1	1 Vote	SNAP: Man Armed With Dual Disease Resistance
1	1 Vote	Kanye Raps on Jeopardy!

—	1 Vote	Struggling L.A. Students Won't Get a Digital License Plate for Their Love on Her Condition After a New Development
—	1 Vote	Gerrit Cole Looked Absolutely Horrified While Sitting Cageside at UFC 279
—	1 Vote	He Looks to the Howling Scene in "Zootopia" and It's Great Camera
—	1 Vote	Couple Charged With Murder in Killing of Man Who Killed Bunny and the Fury
—	1 Vote	New Heart-Health Study Gives Reason to Continue to Working From Home Depot
—	1 Vote	Yahoo! Finance Makes Stupid Attempt to Boot Ball Away Drops

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