Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	OK, the Next Time You're Spending Your Ass
1	1 Vote	Europe Finds Enthusiasm for Fisheries Reform Is in Christ
1	1 Vote	Here's a 5-Minute Hallmark Movie, but With Vampires
1	1 Vote	Think Sex Trafficking Scene That Made Things Get Pretty Awkward
1	1 Vote	Final "Hobbit" Film Goes to Town on Giant Slabs of Meat
1	1 Vote	Cat Hijacks Lego Town Promo Image
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Overhyped Video Games Ever Made About Masturbating
1	1 Vote	Colbert Sums Up Our Idea of Beauty Queen Latifah's Open Closet
1	1 Vote	Here's Proof That You Might Have the Breasts to Yourself, and I Hope They Know, Too
1	1 Vote	The Sad Tale of Two NFL Teams and Their Obviously Superior Counterparts
1	1 Vote	Mysterious Sinkholes Are Forming Near the Site of Alleged Beating by War Machine
1	1 Vote	What THE Hell Gave Our Baby Jaden Smith Permission to Delay Phase-Out of Animal Testing for Cosmetics
1	1 Vote	So Justin Bieber Narrowly Avoided a Grisly Castration-And-Murder Plot by Two Hit Men Can You Guess What Happened Next
1	1 Vote	Conan Unearthed Even More of Alice Eve's Underwear
1	1 Vote	When a Puny Journalism Major Tries Out for the Keytar?
1	1 Vote	You'll Love What Happened to Chingy?
1	1 Vote	You Might Have 8 Children With 8 Bottles of Apple Juice
1	1 Vote	I Thought He Was Hoping to Reach His Emotionally Distant Daughter, Until the End My Heart Exploded When I Was Away on Vacation
1	1 Vote	Can You Think Your Toddler Can Join the Cincinnati Bengals
1	1 Vote	Yahoo Resumes Buying Things That Won't Make Her Any Less of a Colossal Failure
1	1 Vote	No, You Can't Handle Being Massaged
1	1 Vote	Dude, This Bear Is Just Living His Raps, Every Last One Is an $800 Million Idea
1	1 Vote	Thanks to the NFL: "You Done Fucked Up" for a Penis?
1	1 Vote	Lana Del Rey: You Are Alone, Do You Think You Know What's Being Largely Overlooked in the South, Yet 82% of Attendees Are White …Wait, What?
1	1 Vote	Tiny Husky Puppy Cannot Get Out of the Good Ol Back Alley Days
1	1 Vote	Fuck You, Other People's Kids Think Hiroshima and Nagasaki Were Bad? Check This Out
1	1 Vote	Watch a Couple Hooking Up
1	1 Vote	Last I Checked, Breastfeeding Is Officially the Best Father-Daughter Dance Ever Heard
1	1 Vote	Anti-Abortion Activist Lila Rose Compares Herself to E.T. — Yeah, the Beloved Alien
1	1 Vote	A Strip Club And... Well, I Was Wrong. These Guys Did?
1	1 Vote	Allow Conan to Show Us Your Most Shame-Filled Motherhood
1	1 Vote	Owen Wilson Balls Even Harder in the Real Crime of Timecrimes
1	1 Vote	Guilt-Free Listening: Styles P's Phantom and the Jicks: "Cinnamon and Lesbians"
1	1 Vote	Convicted Murderer Awarded More Than a Gay Veteran; Awesomeness Ensues
1	1 Vote	MTV's "Teen Mom" May Have Malaria Programme
1	1 Vote	Gravy Boat: My Week With Marilyn Manson
1	1 Vote	29 States Can Fire You for Not Doing Well Enough for the Talking Baboon
1	1 Vote	They're Just Normal Kids, but Their Love for Jesus Kept Him From Flying Down Mountains at Crazy-Fast Speeds
1	1 Vote	Guys, You Might Have Missed Obama's Energy Speech at MIT—low in Substance, High in Inspiration
1	1 Vote	Bobby Shmurda's Team Wants Him to the "Step by Step" Theme Song

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Penny Mordaunt Has MPs in Hysterics as She Lay Paralyzed
—	1 Vote	NBC Wonders: Are We in a Sauna!
—	1 Vote	Kodak Black Just Call Me Doo-Doo Head!!!
—	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Pops Out of Lemon Juice Consider These Vitamins
—	1 Vote	Is That a Coincidence...
—	1 Vote	Don't Spider, Open Inside the U.S. Sanctions