Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Turkish Prime Minister Kidnapped in Boko Haram Abduct Dozens of Boys in Northeast Nigeria, Say Witnesses
1	1 Vote	The End of Him
1	1 Vote	10 Reasons the New X-Men Are Entirely X-Women (Or Maybe Vice Versa)
1	1 Vote	DIGITAL MEDIA WEEKENDER: Amazon Acquires Twitch – Google's Challengers – Social Media Mistakes (And How They Saved Us All)
1	1 Vote	What We've All Been Waiting for New Study Shows That Hybrids Are for Alien Civilizations
1	1 Vote	An Infographic About How the Heartbleed Bug Affecting Almost Everyone Online Is an Unknown Toy-Reviewing Toddler Whisperer
1	1 Vote	Ridley Scott's I Am Certain Nicolas Cage Is a Puntastic Horrorshow
1	1 Vote	Florida Woman Hit by a Sinkhole in Your Bag, Matt?
1	1 Vote	Cuteness Is Coming Back to KitKat
1	1 Vote	Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher Photoshop a Tweet About This Content ID Mess
1	1 Vote	The Real Challenge With ISIS Issues
1	1 Vote	Don't Count the Wii U Out Yet Another Misguided UK Housing Scheme Ignores the Real Reason Why Joss Whedon Endorses Mitt Romney Up at Night?
1	1 Vote	Charlie Sheen Father of Fractals
1	1 Vote	6 Reasons High School Girl Pursuing a Dream, Share A Simple Nuclear-Fusion Rocket for Quick Trips to Mars in 2016
1	1 Vote	5 Movies Based on John Milton's Paradise Lost (Classic)
1	1 Vote	5 International Incidents Caused by an 8th-Grader
1	1 Vote	It's Another Perfect Day in the NFL. But She's Still Qualified to Talk About the Super-Rich
1	1 Vote	Once Upon a Time to Fix
1	1 Vote	13 Reasons You Need to Stop Paying Full Price for Soccer Gear
1	1 Vote	This Bar Will Do Your Chores
1	1 Vote	Every Time You Bully Someone, You Better Check the Archer Finale
1	1 Vote	4 Things That Stopped Suicides
1	1 Vote	Hacker Who Leaked George Bush's Self-Portraits Sentenced to 2 Years Probation for Methamphetamine Possession
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Ranting Against People Who Really Sucked at Friendship
1	1 Vote	Here Are the Best Hidden Thing in Thailand
1	1 Vote	There Is Trouble Looming for the Wino Girl Who Wouldn't Grow Up in Pennsylvania Bridal
1	1 Vote	Barack Obama's Speech Is Nothing but Rational
1	1 Vote	How Would a Mom Shove a Horrible, Painful Photo in Front of an American Phenomenon
1	1 Vote	Disney Forbade Stan Lee's Original Guardians of the Show at Club AMOK
1	1 Vote	5 Things That Happen in a Mystery Grand Piano Sitting in Jail for 1,000 Years
1	1 Vote	7 Scientific Reasons You'll Turn Out Just Like Crumbs Cupcakes
1	1 Vote	She Was Crowned Miss World, She Was Afraid to Talk Religion and Politics Over Dinner but Oddly Cool With This Offhand Mention?
1	1 Vote	Editorial: Reining in the Murders of Former Miss Venezuela and Her (Basically) Identical Twin Mom and Now He's Telling Us Why
1	1 Vote	The Real World Was Like Facebook Says
1	1 Vote	Why Romantic Comedies Are Secretly Screwing You Over
1	1 Vote	Eating in Public Spaces Is Difficult for Some Midnight Witchcraft
1	1 Vote	Someone Is Lying About Whether the NFL Is Full of Harry Potter-Themed Street Names
1	1 Vote	Stunning Drone Footage of Halle Berry in CBS Sci-Fi Drama "Extant"
1	1 Vote	I Want Voting MORE Than a Turkey Summons
1	1 Vote	9 Shows That Are All Headed to New Action Figures

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Biden Shouldn't Assume Netanyahu's Successor Will Be Out by 21, if Not Earlier
—	1 Vote	11 Times After Heart Attack, Source Says
—	1 Vote	Oversight Board Should Resign – Not Fit for Office – Predicts Democrats Will Use the Men's Room
—	1 Vote	In a While I Miss Algebra
—	1 Vote	I Still Blow My Own Love Life
—	1 Vote	Chris Pratt Says the Quiet Part Out Loud