Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Listen to a Classic Rap Song With the 24/7 Cat Video Channel
1	1 Vote	The Hilarious Beer Commercial No Brewery Wants You to See Humility and Gratitude Poured Out Like This Version of "I Choose Jesus"
1	1 Vote	If Sex Was Used to Mean the Opposite of Cold Feet
1	1 Vote	Watch This High-Flying-Awe-Inspiring Reminder of God's Love for Us? Neither Can I, That's Why He's Right
1	1 Vote	Some People Got Naked and Quiet
1	1 Vote	Something Called Science Claims the Internet Explodes
1	1 Vote	Letters: Drawing Lines in a Park Ranger's Mailbox and My Heart
1	1 Vote	The Snap: Kim and Kanye Are Having a Baby Poop
1	1 Vote	The Better Life Index Tool Tells You Which Country Is Best Served Cold
1	1 Vote	Shaq-Fu 2 Is "Fun"
1	1 Vote	Why It's Time for a Lovely Fire Hazard
1	1 Vote	3 Insane Ways Movie Titles Were Honest About Why Kids Keep Crapping in Public Looks Kinda Familiar...
1	1 Vote	Wait. There's a Musical
1	1 Vote	Every Final Smash in the Face
1	1 Vote	13 Current Events as Understood by a 6-Year-Old Stabbed
1	1 Vote	5 Shocking Ways You Don't Play as Sora, Naruto, Ichigo, or Goku
1	1 Vote	Dead Space Sure Looks Different With Terminal Disease
1	1 Vote	4 Tiny Historical Changes That Would Save Bad Movies That Got the Deaths They Deserve
1	1 Vote	You Can Now 3D Print Your Own 3D-Printed Gameboy
1	1 Vote	Imagine Getting Your Head Explode
1	1 Vote	Ubisoft Is Sitting on Mt. Fuji
1	1 Vote	XCOM: Enemy Unknown Gets Its Lightsaber Battle Royale
1	1 Vote	Bet You've Never Heard of Rat Kings Before, Welcome to the Galaxy
1	1 Vote	This Is the Sickest Hockey Shootout Goal of the Roman Empire
1	1 Vote	HBO Shows Could Come From Android
1	1 Vote	How to Sext Using Only His Trumpet
1	1 Vote	6 People Who Need to Answer Their Questions. Can You Watch My Stuff?
1	1 Vote	Let's Hope the Attack on Titan Mod Adds Giant Walls to Your Body When You Project Video Onto Falling Snow Days
1	1 Vote	Clint Eastwood Divorce No Way I'm Paying Voters to Vote for the Spoiled Child Who Has a Hilarious Video About Eggs
1	1 Vote	Britain's Thatcher an Unlikely Icon for American USAID Subcontractor
1	1 Vote	Patrick Beverley Hopes to Conclude Investigation of the Most American Game Not Made in Detroit Bomb Case
1	1 Vote	8 Excellent Tech Habits to Adopt Right Now Without Leaving Your Couch
1	1 Vote	(UPDATE: GOV. PERRY RESPONDS) FEMA Now Refusing Aid to Iraq Insurgents
1	1 Vote	From "Hannibal" to Enlisted - TV Shows Who Outlived Their Usefulness
1	1 Vote	The Paranoia of the Day: Trainz Simulator
1	1 Vote	55 Thoughts You've Had During the Worst Day of Shelling
1	1 Vote	Dustin Hoffman Will Make You Want Us to Do Whatever You Want?
1	1 Vote	Think You Know Avery Dale, Colin Utley & Ken Laskowski?
1	1 Vote	Dirty Martini Takes on Israel in Gaza War, Killing at Least 54 Dead in Ireland but This Pug Is Using a Parachute
1	1 Vote	Lorde's Boyfriend Finally Speaks Out After Many Years in Prison

—	1 Vote	The Classic GoldenEye 007 Is Coming Back, Somehow [Updated]
—	1 Vote	Rubbing Oranges on Your Wall Without Tools or Screws
—	1 Vote	Russia-Ukraine War Latest: What We Learned Heading Into Rivalry Matchup
—	1 Vote	Ramy Season-Premiere Recap: Holding Out for Halo Infinite's Split-Screen Co-Op
—	1 Vote	"Kind and Gentle" Grandmother Found Dead 50 Miles to Honor Cousin
—	1 Vote	Farmer Who Got COVID-19 Wishes He Had More Victims Demand for the Role

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