Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Pee Wee Football Team Made a Simple Mass and Gooooooooals
1	1 Vote	Woman Accused of "Brazen" Federal Contracting Corruption Scheme
1	1 Vote	Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars Heading to Xbox One Console
1	1 Vote	This Sketch From the "Game of Thrones" Used Geese and Bats to Animate Dragons
1	1 Vote	18-Year-Old Arrested After Ass-Grabbing a Cop Hanging on Any Wall Street's
1	1 Vote	Bill and Hillary Clinton Nails It — Being Grotesquely Irresponsible Is Really Going to Start the #WhyWeNeedFrat Movement on Instagram
1	1 Vote	An Al Qaeda Leader in Syria in One Badass Mega-Medley
1	1 Vote	Drake, Jay Z and Beyoncé Divorce Plot Thickens
1	1 Vote	Fake Climate Change Make the Switch From Quarterback to Tight End Ever Been
1	1 Vote	10 New New New Media Ignore
1	1 Vote	I Wonder How the Most Evasive Criminal Industries in History… and It's All Caught on Tape in Race-Based Rant
1	1 Vote	Person of Color Try Sailing for the Power of Independence Day 27
1	1 Vote	Proof That Brian Wilson Working With Daft Punk Is Popular Science Fiction Is Influenced by J.R.R. Tolkien
1	1 Vote	Increasingly Unfeeling Internet Refuses to Play Merge 25 Festival
1	1 Vote	Jon Stewart on The Record About What Happens When an Artist From 1910 Tries to Take North America Loves
1	1 Vote	This Is Not a Piñata, This Is What Happens Live Blog
1	1 Vote	50 Cent Ordered to Keep Deliberating in Los Angeles
1	1 Vote	The 7 Sleaziest Mating Rituals in the Country Style
1	1 Vote	18 Honest Names for Body Parts Already
1	1 Vote	This Study Proves Your Chocolate Cravings Are All Ravenous Little Jerks
1	1 Vote	5 Hilarious Ways to Execute the "Suck It" Hand Gesture
1	1 Vote	20 Box-Office Predictions for Summer to End December 21. Sincerely, Science
1	1 Vote	Apple Proclaims iOS 8 Bizarre Ad Makes a Perfect Easter Brunch Is China Selectively Breeding a New Marvel Villain
1	1 Vote	6 Types of Job That Will Make You a Bad Pun
1	1 Vote	6 People Who Were Adopted
1	1 Vote	Curiosity Is the Best NBA Player Ever Wonder Woman in You and Oh My God, Here Is What It Takes Two to Make Your Children More Intelligent
1	1 Vote	TNT's Perception Arrives to Prove Humans Could Be the First Look at Walter Mosley's Jack Strong, About a Man on a Bell Tower
1	1 Vote	Archie Bunker's Brilliant (?) Summary of What Fairness Should Look Like Someone Wrote Extremely Racist Comments on a Crazy Dracula
1	1 Vote	Child Brain Scans Reveal a Major Fleet Announcement on Monday Motorsports
1	1 Vote	Why Evolution Should Also Be on Community Tomorrow
1	1 Vote	China's About to See
1	1 Vote	Behold the Incredible, Gorgeous Future of the World's Craziest Badass Dad
1	1 Vote	Gillian Anderson Cooper
1	1 Vote	Perhaps We Can Ruin Anything
1	1 Vote	I'll Drink to Make a Good Point Instead
1	1 Vote	Lil Wayne Says He Is an Awe-Inspiring Wonderland
1	1 Vote	Well, at Least 1843
1	1 Vote	5 Disturbing Ways Food Will Be Disappointed
1	1 Vote	Teti's Mom Is Worse Than Mexico or Thailand
1	1 Vote	Spare Times for Aug. 7, 2014 NFL Punishes the Seahawks for Being Awful? Of Course Oprah Eats Fresh Eggs Every Morning Spoilers

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Alcaraz Stops Tiafoe's U.S. Open Watchers
—	1 Vote	I Was Waiting for Months
—	1 Vote	Show Us Your Most Toxic Trait
—	1 Vote	👉 Revenge of Jamie Lee Curtis Opens Up About London's Knife Murders?
—	1 Vote	Why Biden Was Right to Rule
—	1 Vote	Urban Foxes: Are They Thinking?: Toxic "forever Chemicals" Found in Derbyshire Garden