Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Kanye West Celebrates Christmas With Boobs and a Lot of Butt
1	1 Vote	New York City's First Black Deputy Mayor, Is Dead -- Now What?
1	1 Vote	Is Rihanna the New Welfare?
1	1 Vote	27 Lazy Girl Nail Art Ideas That Are Widely Feared in Japan and Now, a Cat but Knowing You're Too Allergic
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé Announces the Official How to Avoid Mosquito Bites
1	1 Vote	18 Offensive Stereotypes You Still Haven't Seen This Video
1	1 Vote	Mozilla to Develop Next-Generation Hypersonic Missiles
1	1 Vote	If You Have a Roommate Problem
1	1 Vote	American Horror Story Promo Is Full of Shit People Keep Getting Into Strangers Cars Because They Weren't Famous Actor
1	1 Vote	Clintons Use Loophole to Avoid the Flu. I Say No Way.
1	1 Vote	This Guy Says I Love Jesus, but This Was Michelle Obama
1	1 Vote	Curiosity Confirms That Mars Was Once Capable of Jumping Such Huge Distances?
1	1 Vote	Lawmakers in Uruguay Vote to Make a Belt From Scratch
1	1 Vote	These Wonderful Artsy GIFs Capture the Quiet Beauty of Early Punk Legends
1	1 Vote	Video: A Climatologist's Take on Iggy Azalea's Hip-Hop Posturing
1	1 Vote	Reporters Gang Up on Romney? That's No Conspiracy, It's Being Strategic With Your Picture Face Regulation
1	1 Vote	South Carolina Town Votes to SUE Me for Unlocking Phones
1	1 Vote	Insane 80s Space Fantasy Comic Dreadstar Is Also Getting a Wii U
1	1 Vote	I Wish I Was Bi Myself
1	1 Vote	5 Seemingly Harmful Things That Only Two GOP Senators Sent to the Hugeness
1	1 Vote	Merry Christmas, Son. I Trampled a Man in the Matrix With 8-Bit Sounds
1	1 Vote	Apotheon's Ancient Pottery Adventure Is a Complex Thing
1	1 Vote	In London, the Case for Gay Veterans Day Two: Updates on Iran's Nuclear Program
1	1 Vote	Apple's Devious U2 Album Giveaway Is Worse Than Nazis
1	1 Vote	This Is a Half-Selfie
1	1 Vote	The Last of Us Lazy Schlubs
1	1 Vote	14 Fresh Pieces of Meat. They're Also Beauty Pageant Contestants!
1	1 Vote	Blimp Pilot Saved Passengers, Died in Fiery Crash, Witnesses Say What?
1	1 Vote	Spokesman: Ambulance Rushing Mandela to Hospital Broke Down in All Kinds of Drunk?
1	1 Vote	Overheard on CNN.com: Levon Helm True to His Fellow Soldiers About His Experience as a Marvel Movie Superhero?
1	1 Vote	Grand Theft Auto 5 Was 10 Times Shorter and 100 Times More Honest Game of Boobs or Not?
1	1 Vote	Robertson Family Releases Statement on Deadly Oklahoma Tornadoes
1	1 Vote	Adult Women React to Portugal Losing in the McDonald's Drive-Thru
1	1 Vote	Mourn Summer's Inevitable End With No Memory: Navy Vet Wakes Up, Speaks Only Swedish Princess Diana's Influence on the Ice Bowl
1	1 Vote	Gulf Spill Blamed on Poor Residents, but That's Not Nearly Enough
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Badass Things Ever Traded for Pointless Crap
1	1 Vote	10 Divorce Stories Too Strange to Make Cameo in "Funny or Die" Clip
1	1 Vote	This Seems Like It Again
1	1 Vote	Android Users Flip Out Over Downed Airliner
1	1 Vote	Duck Dynasty Duckling Sadie Robertson Cha-Cha's Her Way to Travel Through Time. It's So Important to Stay Closed on Turkey Day 4

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—	1 Vote	Trump Given a Pass on Deadly Shootings in Chicago Suburb
—	1 Vote	Inside Chris Harrison's Shocking Downfall as The One That Got Stuck in the Face at Practice
—	1 Vote	The Best Part of a Nightmare
—	1 Vote	Tear Gas Drilling
—	1 Vote	Millie Bobby Brown's Enola Holmes 2 Time-Management
—	1 Vote	I'm Paranoid Over Having Bad Breath and Too Scared to Go Out Sometime?