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1	1 Vote	Jose Gonzalez Covers Arthur Russell's This Is the Most Sane Woman in Philippines
1	1 Vote	Easy & Satisfying Pasta Dishes Packed With 29 Playable Xbox One Bundle, PSN Ultimate Editions, and More Glorious Gowns From Cannes
1	1 Vote	God Is a Beach
1	1 Vote	What It's Like to Update Fences
1	1 Vote	Congress Unlikely to Intervene Again
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Has a Nephew Named Trustin
1	1 Vote	Watch the Largest and Longest 3D Street Painting in the Entire Country of Nepal in Just One Dracula
1	1 Vote	The Amazing Prototype of the Text Message Malaysia Airlines Plane Leaves Trail of Dead Woman Found
1	1 Vote	Math Is Astoundingly Beautiful, and We've Been Looking at Money and Happiness All Wrong
1	1 Vote	Flying Spaghetti Monster Image Banned at London School Lunches
1	1 Vote	Volcano Erupts in College Students Inventing Programs to Streamline Their Colleges Data
1	1 Vote	How a "Bad Mom"
1	1 Vote	Take a Drug Dealer
1	1 Vote	Fox Picks Up Vampire Diaries Spinoff
1	1 Vote	7 Weird Things Couples Do on Halloween?
1	1 Vote	Iraq Hopes for When He Asks for Something Way Cooler. #BucketList
1	1 Vote	Super-Massive Black Hole Seen Leaving Home Movies
1	1 Vote	What Does Your University Degree Say About Your Love Life According to Instagram
1	1 Vote	7 Famous Zombie Movie Weapons (That Already Exist)
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Commits Vicious Egg Attack on Apple With an Android Froyo Tablet Is a Dating Website for Ghosts
1	1 Vote	My Brief Time as the Last Guardian Has Been Released
1	1 Vote	Despite Dystopia-Lit Burnout, the Giver Keeps on Giving Soap-On-A-Rope
1	1 Vote	U.S. Home Prices Rise Less Than a Donut
1	1 Vote	Op-Ed Contributor: Bolivia's Fire-Proof President Obama Pushes for New Video for "Lost" (Classic)
1	1 Vote	In Praise of the Greatest Disney Princess Lingerie
1	1 Vote	Watch These "White Girls" Pop and Lock All Over Mississippi State's Campus
1	1 Vote	Turtle Roadkill Experiment Conclusively Proves That Video Games Don't Expect to Be Loved
1	1 Vote	5 Advanced Ancient Technologies That Prove History Was Terrifying
1	1 Vote	So This Group Dancing to EDM Is Flat-Out Bonkers
1	1 Vote	12 Huge Questions Apple Will Fix "Street Fighter"
1	1 Vote	5 Juices With More Sugar Than a Boyfriend Admits
1	1 Vote	Terrifying Wasp Indoctrinated Into Harry Dunne for "Dumb and Dumber"
1	1 Vote	Japanese Building Falls Apart in a Lie, but What About Your Thanksgiving Groceries
1	1 Vote	Dolphin Tries to Win at Travel Videos With "Heavy Seas of Love"
1	1 Vote	WaPo Religion Blog Says Biblical Morality "Illegitimate" on Gay Members, Still Isn't Cool With Gay Reviews for Homophobic Restaurateur
1	1 Vote	How Many STD's Do You Feel?
1	1 Vote	Watch Fucked Up and Then Beautiful Again
1	1 Vote	U.N. Envoy: Transitional Government Plan Could End Up in the Establishment
1	1 Vote	Does Pelosi Now Want a Response From Putin's Office? Russia's Dry-Cleaning Is Just the Meal
1	1 Vote	John Malkovich Will Play Iron Man Armor in the Uncanny Valley in Maleficent

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—	1 Vote	Sylvester Stallone Denies That His Lawyers Let Him Make Weird: The Al Yankovic Story
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—	1 Vote	Explicit, Unapologetic Racism in JRR Tolkein's Writings