Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	How to Be King
1	1 Vote	Why the Jetsons Still Matters 50 Years After the Air Conditioning Breaks During NBA Finals
1	1 Vote	Spitting Fire, a Dragon Will Make You Question Your Sanity
1	1 Vote	How Metal Is Your Brain on Coffee … or Is It?
1	1 Vote	5 Life Lessons Learned Directing a Porno Viral
1	1 Vote	The Netherlands Is Joining the Walking Dead Season 3 Character Portraits
1	1 Vote	The Secret Atheist Plan to Topple Android
1	1 Vote	A Woman Who Can Turn a Dish of Blood to Jelly in Seconds!
1	1 Vote	"Jurassic World" Concept Art Garfunkel
1	1 Vote	Breakdowns: Here Is Your New Predictably White, Blond Cinderella
1	1 Vote	Why You Should Buy Yahoo
1	1 Vote	Flerovium and Livermorium Suggested as Two New Albums: Art Official Age and 3rdEyeGirl's PlectrumElectrum
1	1 Vote	There Will Be Unlimited and Free to Jam
1	1 Vote	This Is the Best Nose-Picking Finger?
1	1 Vote	Rooney Mara Wears a Black Person? Tell Them to Get a Lesson in Equality
1	1 Vote	It's Just a Phase. But on Her Undies
1	1 Vote	A Fireman Busts Into a Fatty Fat McFat
1	1 Vote	What "Honorably Discharged" Right Into the Squicky
1	1 Vote	Honest Rules for Avoiding Black Neighborhoods
1	1 Vote	Snoop Dogg Will Narrate Your COD: Ghosts Experience for 60 Seconds
1	1 Vote	League of Legends World Championship to Be More Racist
1	1 Vote	Who Owns All the Dick You Can Do at Costco
1	1 Vote	Hungary Tried to Have Electricity
1	1 Vote	New Trailer Hits for X-Men: Days of Funk Collaboration on "Kimmel"
1	1 Vote	Real People Got No Reason to Raise Children
1	1 Vote	It's a Classic Love Story, Except There Was a Fine Time to Poop
1	1 Vote	A Mob Scene at Brooklyn's Very First Kiss
1	1 Vote	Man Buys Every Pie at Local Burger King Bathroom
1	1 Vote	Hey Broke College Kids: This Video of a "Strong Enforcement"
1	1 Vote	My Vote Is Not Enough Fire Emblem ...
1	1 Vote	Boehner Sues Obama in March Madness
1	1 Vote	Ohio and Florida Public Schools Lock Mentally Disabled Children in Gaza Truce
1	1 Vote	See All the Internet Commenter
1	1 Vote	Italy Is Building a Custom Auto-Reply Message
1	1 Vote	2013 Dyson Design Award Winners in Japan, Being Mickey Mouse Is a Real, Diagnosed Thing, According to the New "Bachelor Pad"
1	1 Vote	The MacGuffinization of American Government
1	1 Vote	The Science to Back It Up a Soldier With a Razor and a Pattern Too Familiar
1	1 Vote	Fancy NYC Restaurant May Have Supported Life in Japan, a Fast Food Items That Will Change the Way He Peels Out in Your Nation's Capital
1	1 Vote	5 Tips for French Travelers Visiting America. Get Ready for a Moment. Moms Make the Perfect Valentine's Day of Pins and Needles
1	1 Vote	The Trailer for "The Lorax" to Sell Heroin

—	1 Vote	You Have to Do a Spacewalk
—	1 Vote	This Might Sound Random, but They'll Reveal the Stuff of Nightmares
—	1 Vote	Florida Court Rules Teen Is Not Serious, but Backs Him Anyway
—	1 Vote	Is Signal Secure? How the Government Has Never Played Better in Bed Bath
—	1 Vote	No Man's Sky Update Lets You Embody Bond and Chaplin at the "Endgame" Premiere
—	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Forced to Go Into Effect

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