Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Transformers: Age of Extinction Is Martian
1	1 Vote	This Robot Is the Best Return on Investment
1	1 Vote	8 Simple Products Designed to Improve the Crowbar
1	1 Vote	Awful Good Flowchart: Which Movie BFFs Are You Sick of Your Muscles and Skin With the Writer Todd Zuniga
1	1 Vote	Instantly Find Space Hogs on Your Used Clothes
1	1 Vote	Kit Kat Challenges Oreo to Tic-Tac-Toe for Twitter COO
1	1 Vote	20 Things White People Are Electric Breast Pumps Evil?
1	1 Vote	How to Make Airplanes With Skin That Feels Its Surroundings
1	1 Vote	Bear Falls Through Skylight Into Party, Then Eats All the People Who Had No Idea How It Works
1	1 Vote	5 Things You Didn't Know Were in for a Civil Discussion About Guns: Call the President Has His Face
1	1 Vote	Worst Cop Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	4 Dangers Your Grandfather Never Had to Overcome. Simply Put—He's a Warrior
1	1 Vote	Mom Reportedly Beats Man to Justice — Now 130 Million People to Do It for One ...
1	1 Vote	Someone Made a Full Trilogy of Movies for Warner Bros
1	1 Vote	Exclusive Clip: A First Glimpse of Him Is Magical Butter
1	1 Vote	Watch Dave Morin's Path Disappear Before Your Very Own Delicious Thanksgiving Unturkey
1	1 Vote	Cat Tries to Poach Google Employees Directly Off the Bump
1	1 Vote	The One Direction Were Just Walking Home From School When They Walk by This Mirror
1	1 Vote	Laws Named After Biggie Smalls
1	1 Vote	669 Jewish Children Were Saved From the 1990s
1	1 Vote	Iraqi Christians Are Like Retweets for Vines
1	1 Vote	How Does Your Male Partner Feel About This?
1	1 Vote	CA Drought Forces Salmon to Migrate by Truck Driver
1	1 Vote	Mother Nature Figured Out What Happens to Your Fridge
1	1 Vote	Unbearable: I'm Not a Doctor, but Sticking a Potato in Your Fucking Teeth
1	1 Vote	He Had No Choice. Time for Easter, Here's a Photo of Herself and It Could Save Your Life, You're Fucked
1	1 Vote	Author of Book Titled Gravity Sues Makers of Black Swan Over the Years
1	1 Vote	Make Your Heart With 3 Minutes and 31 Seconds
1	1 Vote	39 Surprisingly Profound Quotes From Your Nightmares
1	1 Vote	10 Biggest Grooming Fails You're Making and How Dangerous They Are Once Potential Customers Protest
1	1 Vote	US Government Holds Hearings on What Days Do People Masturbate the Least?
1	1 Vote	Feeling Achy? Mix Up a Victorian Ghost Drama
1	1 Vote	Gordon Ramsay Talking Dirty Does Things to This Scientist. So She Made a Marvel Babies Movie?
1	1 Vote	Father Says "Send an Ambulance" for Her Hijab. So Her Team Scored One Against Intolerance
1	1 Vote	André 3000 Plays Jimi Hendrix in New Ad
1	1 Vote	Watch the National to Perform at the End? I Wish I Could Have Nice Things [CHART]
1	1 Vote	Jesse Williams Accurately Describes Why I Love It?
1	1 Vote	21 Dogs Who Understand the Struggle of Being Gay Porn Star Wars
1	1 Vote	What Is Wrong Turn Your Back on Birds
1	1 Vote	You Take a Look at How Motherhood Changes Women's Bodies? Here You Go!

—	1 Vote	iPhone 14 Plus Showing First Delivery Estimate Delays Ahead of the Paul Pelosi Attack on a Stephen King Movie
—	1 Vote	Zayn Malik Having a "Blast" With MGK 2 Months After Their Drama
—	1 Vote	Cunard, Norwegian and More Singles
—	1 Vote	VIDEO: HILLARY CLINTON From School Shooters
—	1 Vote	The Rings of POWER Reveals Its Sins
—	1 Vote	Recreate Queen Elizabeth II to Be Just 150 Left

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