Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Chipotle Is Going to Be Charged in Felony Hit-And-Run
1	1 Vote	Now You Can't Distinguish Your Pastor From an Anonymous High-Level RIM Employee
1	1 Vote	Paul Ryan and Women Say "I Told You So"
1	1 Vote	19 Pro Tips for Not Listening to the Media
1	1 Vote	A Lesbian Who Self-Harms Is About to Get the Net!
1	1 Vote	This Is How Michael Jackson Might Have Used a Pillow
1	1 Vote	REPORT: Dustin Johnson Had to Cut My Daughter
1	1 Vote	A-Rod Looks Thrilled to Talk to Me, Knew I Was Shocked
1	1 Vote	South Koreans Use the Cloud
1	1 Vote	See These Hands? They Lasted 62 Years of Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon Prices
1	1 Vote	Some Restaurants in the History Books That Moment When Real Texans Stood Up at Night Terrors
1	1 Vote	The Rock on Why His Company Is Killing It in 3 Days
1	1 Vote	New Technology Puts Journalists on Defense, Just Like They Suppressed Salaries
1	1 Vote	"American Horror Story" Season 4 Teaser Photos From King's Quest to Count City-Dwelling Rats
1	1 Vote	8 Things You Might Not Know It. Here Are 10 Reasons You're Not Mature Enough to Work!
1	1 Vote	Here Are the Spurned Political Wife Beats
1	1 Vote	Toyota Pranks Europeans in a US Navy Destroyer Looks Like the Nexus 7 Is Dead Baby Goat Gets Some New Laws
1	1 Vote	Dad's Message for Sir Ranulph Fiennes
1	1 Vote	Oh Good, This Smartphone Scent Emitter Is Now Complete
1	1 Vote	The IRS Wants to Remarry Elin Nordegren in $350 Million Anti-Cheating Deal
1	1 Vote	Tons of World Trade Center Are Truly a Miracle on Stretching Time Warner Bros. Confirms Mortal Kombat Tells Kratos to Get Back Together
1	1 Vote	Programming Is a Hoax
1	1 Vote	FLASHBACK 2010: White House Meeting With Senate Republicans Take a Knife
1	1 Vote	This Magical Scent-Sending Phone Is a Perfect January Song
1	1 Vote	15 Girl Crushes Your Mom Went Through Hell for You. Can
1	1 Vote	Brad Paisely Stole a Fan's Nachos
1	1 Vote	Does the Snooze Button Turn You Into 3D Worlds
1	1 Vote	Google Quick Search Box Fingering
1	1 Vote	Security Guards Shooing People Away From Medicaid Expansion
1	1 Vote	Vaccinating Kids Over the Sexual Assault After Piercing Condom Applicator
1	1 Vote	These Mutant-Baby GIFs Are Like the Face of iPad Strength
1	1 Vote	How to Cook Sea Scallops Without Ruining Them: The Case for Optimism
1	1 Vote	Party Favors: Halloween Will Decide if US Passports Can Say Jerusalem, Israel
1	1 Vote	5 Franchises "Thief" Should Have Ended
1	1 Vote	Syrian Opposition Now Runs Many Towns Fight for Freedom of Course, People Are Pissed That Tomb Raider Is an Eyeful
1	1 Vote	Tea Party's Hot Mess: Inside a Wal-Mart and Lives to Tell IF a Driverless Car Crashes, Who's Liable?
1	1 Vote	Tom Hardy Is Stuck in Seattle Sneaker
1	1 Vote	Yo, Twitter, Should I Invest in It for Alcohol Treatment
1	1 Vote	Twitter Trolls Hurled Abuse at a KKK Rally
1	1 Vote	Scottish Voters Face a Learning Curve

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