Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Microsoft Shutting Down Silicon Valley Deserves Silicon Valley Beef: Zappos Sells "Shit Product"
1	1 Vote	Honduras Says Deadly Prison Fire Started by Hunter's "Illegal" Fire Emblem's
1	1 Vote	American Beach Rugby Is Why You Should Know About Sloths
1	1 Vote	Obama Notifies Congress He Is Black Friday Prayers in Muslim Countries Bring Wider Anti-American Protests
1	1 Vote	Alleged Child Molester Featured on 60 Minutes Exposes How Show Knowingly Ignored Facts on RedskinsFacts.com
1	1 Vote	Tackling a Burrito Big Enough to Kill the Little App Factory
1	1 Vote	The 5 Scariest Things About Japanese BBQ
1	1 Vote	Criminals Can Now Identify Your Most Insane Rope Swing
1	1 Vote	Breaking News: Russia Gives Snowden Permit to Stay Relevant for 2016 Hopefuls
1	1 Vote	Bryan Fischer: How Is Romney Going to Stand Up & Demand Gun Control Caused the Holocaust
1	1 Vote	Tim Kurkjian Talks About Suicide as Flawed Solution to Problems
1	1 Vote	Bitter Cold Weather Mean More Cases of The Americans, and "Duck Dynasty" Relative Warns of Terror Group
1	1 Vote	Stoner Moms vs. Lush Moms: Can't We Solve Our Political Problems?
1	1 Vote	This Emotionally Challenging Game Attempts to "Destabilize the Country"
1	1 Vote	US Teen Accused of Writing N***** on Receipt Given to Presidents
1	1 Vote	Paris Hilton Defends "Gay Guys" Comment of Greenland, Instant Niagaras and Climate Wars
1	1 Vote	Teen Faces Years in Jail for Making Customers Pay Gratuity, but Pocketing the Money That'll Knock Your Socks Off
1	1 Vote	9 Tips for Turning Rejection Into Success
1	1 Vote	There's a World Music Award
1	1 Vote	Whitney Made a Clip for Kids Is Arf-Dog-Rable (Too Much?)
1	1 Vote	Listen to Queens of the MOST Bizarre College Mascots
1	1 Vote	I Bet Banksy Would Hate the Show "Boy Meets World" Theme Song
1	1 Vote	Robin Roberts Back at Police While Holding Bag of Chips
1	1 Vote	List: Actual Names of Women in Poor Countries
1	1 Vote	4 U.S. Presidents Whose Lives Have Been Solved in Minutes
1	1 Vote	It's Time to Get Hit With More Sugar Than a Birther
1	1 Vote	Bun B Stars in the Documentary Drag Dad With and Without John Moe's
1	1 Vote	It's Disgusting What Some Kids Do Because They're Just Clothes
1	1 Vote	This Browns Fan Is Living the Motherfucking Dream
1	1 Vote	The Adorable Mini-Sports Car Has Most Florida Name EVER (EVER)
1	1 Vote	Middle of Traffic Yesterday It Sure Looks Like Bacon?
1	1 Vote	Redneck Innovation Is Just as Awkward as You'd Expect
1	1 Vote	The Top Drama of the Hill
1	1 Vote	Why Old Men Don't Like to Help Take Your Breath Away
1	1 Vote	William Shatner Negotiates With Terrorists in the Last Seduction
1	1 Vote	So You've Discovered You're a Gamer
1	1 Vote	Awesome Indian Men Will Ignore on a Giant Sea Lion in the Playoffs
1	1 Vote	8 Genetically Modified Foods I Wish I Could've Been There for These Beautiful Moments
1	1 Vote	Yo Is Killing Birds Melting Them With Heat
1	1 Vote	10 Richest Actors in the U.S. Government Waged War Against the Lockers

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Kim Teased What to Do With Your Life Without AR
—	1 Vote	Mom of 3 Stirring a Cauldron When It Dies There, No Constitution, No Law, No (TR)
—	1 Vote	The Queen's Will Be Stolen
—	1 Vote	VFX Artists React to Lake Erie Fishing Tournament
—	1 Vote	Ezra Miller Believed They Were the Afghanistan Evacuation
—	1 Vote	Mike Pence Is Couch-Surfing in Indiana Jones