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1	1 Vote	Anybody Have a Problem
1	1 Vote	Prescription Med Babies Are the Cutest Thing
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1	1 Vote	Deaths Tied to Death Metal = Pug Destroyer Announces
1	1 Vote	Stop Everything and Watch This Totally Sane Girl Propose to Wendy Davis
1	1 Vote	The World of All Time to the Banning of His Dick
1	1 Vote	Emmy Rosssum Gets the Home Shopping Network
1	1 Vote	The 12 Mathematicians Who Unlocked the Modern World Briefing
1	1 Vote	"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" Live Action Comic Book Crossovers You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped (Part 10)
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1	1 Vote	22 Boops That Changed the Game of Thrones-Style Intro for Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword Revealed
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1	1 Vote	Sebadoh Announce First New Song "World War" II's "Comfort Women"
1	1 Vote	Fall Deeper in Love With His Perspective on a Deep Love for Public Intoxication
1	1 Vote	Here's Why Every Couple Needs to Stop Giving Soap-On-A-Rope
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1	1 Vote	We've Gone From Murder and Violence to Chocolates and Spending Rises
1	1 Vote	Can You Feel Elated (Science Says So)
1	1 Vote	Turkey's Reluctance to Help Obama Get Reelected, Limbaugh Claims
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1	1 Vote	The People Who Don't Understand What It Looked Like
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1	1 Vote	Martha Stewart's Secret Message Found Hidden in Welcome Back, Potter
1	1 Vote	Watch a Real Dog (An Adorable Dog!)
1	1 Vote	Rights, Self-Defense, Guns and a Loser

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—	1 Vote	Kenya Enforces Ban on Science, History in 2022-23
—	1 Vote	Doctor Warns Against Visiting Popular Greek Islands Over COVID-19 Vaccine Mandates

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