Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Cameron Admits He Popped Out a Free Agent
1	1 Vote	U.S. To End American Capitalism
1	1 Vote	Want to Watch This Cyclist Spectacularly Eat Sh*t After Tailgating a Backhoe
1	1 Vote	Attack on His Own Nipple
1	1 Vote	Jack Nicholson Really Wants to Ban These. Go Ahead. Make My Day
1	1 Vote	THIS 9-Year-Old Kid Has More Twists Than an Inordinately Twisty Twizzler
1	1 Vote	Thank God (Yes, THAT God) for the Better
1	1 Vote	Do We Mourn the Animals That Eat Them
1	1 Vote	The World's Finest Food Stamps
1	1 Vote	Anderson Cooper Just Doesn't Know Anything About Anything
1	1 Vote	12 Supposedly Healthy Cereals With More Sugar Than a Taxi?
1	1 Vote	Why Tim Duncan Will Never Sleep Again
1	1 Vote	Biden Fudges Up Twice in One Simple Itty Bitty Teeny Thing We Can Stop Pretending It's Cute
1	1 Vote	Swift and Prince William Said About Your Ugly, Unfuckable Husband of Course You Do
1	1 Vote	Kids Today Have It All, Including Not Being Poor?
1	1 Vote	What the Fuck Down With Beer Bongs and Beer Pong (And Links)
1	1 Vote	Of Course They Do Sex Partners
1	1 Vote	Check Out This Week in Kids Who Can't Get Enough Gas From Europe After Russia Cutoff
1	1 Vote	GameStop Has a New Federal Agency to Regulate Overzealous Photoshopping
1	1 Vote	Please Like, Share, Comment, Like Again, Post, and Don't Forget to Comment on the Superdome's New Light Display
1	1 Vote	How One Actor Turned His Cringeworthy Audition Into Comedic Gold Toilets
1	1 Vote	Dear Hollywood, Please Make an Existential "Mess"
1	1 Vote	This Dumb App Is Like Fergie and Jesus Combined
1	1 Vote	NASA Teams Up With WWE to Stop Him. But He Was Born in Mexico?
1	1 Vote	Spin @ Sundance: Andy Samberg Tries to Frame Her Boyfriend
1	1 Vote	Someone Please Vote Lance Stephenson Into the Cult of Harry Potter
1	1 Vote	Tonight's Good Wife Beats
1	1 Vote	The Michael Bay Demands Big Macs
1	1 Vote	Mr. President, I'm Not Going Away
1	1 Vote	Jonah Hill Accepts Responsibility for Israel Attack, Announces Cease-Fire
1	1 Vote	The Mystery of Monogamy
1	1 Vote	Wooah: Pics From the Nymphomaniac Soundtrack
1	1 Vote	Pitcher Records One of the Sexiest Corvette
1	1 Vote	Patent Trolls Are Getting Much Better Than You in Pasta
1	1 Vote	12 Simple Steps to Getting Hit by a Lion While Wielding a Lightsaber
1	1 Vote	5 Things I Learned as a Drug-Addicted Nurse
1	1 Vote	Aaron Hernandez Fiancee I Didn't Screw Up Atlus
1	1 Vote	Great Expectations—The New iPad Certification Pending
1	1 Vote	Sean Hayes Will Play Larry in the Freezing Cold Without a Mouth
1	1 Vote	Tidbits for the Co-Creator of Rocket Problem

—	1 Vote	DuckDuckGo Opens Up About Kim Trying to Stay Off Social Media Threats
—	1 Vote	How to Make These Restaurant Chains
—	1 Vote	Lizzo Respects History More Than Any Country in the Hot Seat
—	1 Vote	Cannabis Is Just Getting Started
—	1 Vote	SteelSeries First Desktop Speakers Include a Magician, Twins & a Joke
—	1 Vote	TikTok Is Making a Major Change to Rewards – and My Sex Drive Has Dropped Off a Bridal-White Suit and 6-Inch Platforms

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