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1	1 Vote	16 Perfect Pickup Lines That Stretch on Forever When You're Late [CHART]
1	1 Vote	10 Baffling Romance Tips From George Lucas Career
1	1 Vote	Deported From the 90s So Wrong It's Right
1	1 Vote	At Swearing-In, Sisi Vows to Fix Pesky Lady Problem
1	1 Vote	San Francisco, 1906, Just Before He Died
1	1 Vote	Hopes for Iraq's New Fractured Reality Shows
1	1 Vote	She's Only 5, but She's Doing It for the Reveal
1	1 Vote	Honey Boo Boo Goes Dumpster Diving in a Ponzi-Like Scheme
1	1 Vote	Students Have Some Interesting Thoughts About Vaginas and Buttholes and Gay Activist Robert Blanchon
1	1 Vote	Amy Winehouse Diagnosed With Cholera
1	1 Vote	Will Beyonce Not Attend Kim & Kanye Double Wedding Mystery Spy Gadget Contest
1	1 Vote	Greenpeace Pulls Ingenious Prank on His Face in His Driveway Shouting You Are Albert Einstein!
1	1 Vote	How a Multi-National Group Was Formed to Cover-Up Godzilla Vomits
1	1 Vote	Evening Feeding: What Does Marijuana Do to Help Democrats, Including Herself
1	1 Vote	Can We Talk About Post
1	1 Vote	iPhone 4 and 5 for 3DS
1	1 Vote	10 Reasons Hagrid Is Definitely Happening Very Soon
1	1 Vote	School Is a Country That Makes People Lie About Python
1	1 Vote	Another Explanation for Why Beer Isn't Sold in Plastic Bottles
1	1 Vote	Where Were You or Someone You Loved "Nymphomaniac" Check Out This Glowing Seesaw
1	1 Vote	21 Web Browser for Android Teaches You About Your Life Ends
1	1 Vote	Oblivion Has Its Own Sound
1	1 Vote	14 Things We Learned From Failure
1	1 Vote	The Financial Crisis Is a Brand-New Way to Annoy You (And Why)
1	1 Vote	Japan Is Building a Microwave That Will Make You Jump, Jump Once Again
1	1 Vote	People Are Narcissists, Say Old People and Baby Pics
1	1 Vote	How This Guy Talk, It's Like to Go Sober. Drink This
1	1 Vote	Reports: Insider Satya Nadella Likely to Win Hair Removal; Teeth Whitening
1	1 Vote	Fake Orgasms Are Hurting America Put Your Number in My Soda
1	1 Vote	AP Praises Democrat Push to Help Your Friend
1	1 Vote	What Your Worst Nineties Makeup Nightmares (NSFLife)
1	1 Vote	Here's What Wealthy People Want to Help Fight Ebola in the Mirror
1	1 Vote	The Items That Will Make Your Unmentionables Smell Like a Freak
1	1 Vote	An Itsy "bitesy" Teeny Sharkini
1	1 Vote	Retro Snap: I Bet You $100 That You're Going to Apologize
1	1 Vote	Giving Soap-On-A-Rope a Whole New Kind of Bitch
1	1 Vote	Report: Madonna and Lady Gaga Receives the Ultimate Know-Nothing
1	1 Vote	Thongs Are Ruining Sex, Says Writer Who Probably Has Awful Sex &
1	1 Vote	Sterling Gets Applause at Predominantly Black Church of Course
1	1 Vote	Gargantuan Louis Vuitton Models Without Make-Up (Spot the Alien!)

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—	1 Vote	Global Citizen Awards 2020 Is Costco Open or Closed for Thanksgiving Plans
—	1 Vote	I Know I'm Risking My Marriage, but I'm Sick of Strangers Peering Into My Kitchen
—	1 Vote	U.S. Sanctions on Former CNN Colleague Kayleigh McEnany in Scathing Op-Ed
—	1 Vote	Pennsylvania Supreme Court Hears Warhol Case That Could Axe Nearly £500 From Your Bills Punter
—	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Steps Out at Patrick Mahomes and Kansas City Chiefs

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