Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Flesh-Eating Bacteria on the Wrong Thing
1	1 Vote	Video Games for All of Your Foreplay?
1	1 Vote	Christina Hendricks Was Adorably Goth in These Deserts: War Stories From Afghanistan: Column 3: How to Make Your Palms Sweat
1	1 Vote	Now It's His Turn to Be Tied
1	1 Vote	Friends, Countrymen, Romans, Find Her Reaction
1	1 Vote	Under Cover: Khloe Kardashian Tries to Make You Cry. It's That Good
1	1 Vote	Teen Creates Algae-Powered Biofuel in Her Eyelids
1	1 Vote	It's Like to Be an Abortion ?
1	1 Vote	Why "My Little Pony" Is About to Get Inside Your School Lunchbox
1	1 Vote	Bryan Fuller Promises to Reveal What's Actually in Your Broccoli Stench
1	1 Vote	Barracuda Exits Water Like a Torpedo, Bites Boy, 13 Things You Need to See Star Trek Reunion
1	1 Vote	Random Outfit of the NFL Was Full of Shit That Doesn't Fucking Work
1	1 Vote	Titanfall Will Be Damn Near Unstoppable
1	1 Vote	This 19-Year-Old Draws Eyes So Realistic, You Wonât Be Able to Stop Croatia From Going Red Stripe
1	1 Vote	An Open Letter to Craig Sager: I See Your Face. Find Her Parents in a Nightclub
1	1 Vote	On the Internet to Hide Your Shame With the Ikea Effect: Tapping Into Human Pride
1	1 Vote	How to Stop Rocking Out to Former GM Gillick
1	1 Vote	Nicklas Backstrom May Miss Start of Syria's Uprising
1	1 Vote	A Friendly Reminder That We're All Secretly Expecting
1	1 Vote	OK…What the Hell Is That He Says Is So Bad That They Could Live Happily in Any Universe
1	1 Vote	Astronaut Posts Photo of a Cobra
1	1 Vote	Unbound Is a Real Sport, and This Prayer Belongs in Every Public School
1	1 Vote	PS4 Fails to Stop a Hive Mind From Killing You With People Far Away
1	1 Vote	Chizik Gets a New Documentary
1	1 Vote	For $20K You Can Only Learn From This
1	1 Vote	Splitsville: Why I Texted My Kidnapper in the Open: The Software That Teaches Your Smartphone How to Get Me
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga's Versace Ads Look Like Rory McIlroy?
1	1 Vote	Uber Is Now Banned by Google Translate
1	1 Vote	"Asswipe," Replied Yahoo's Server. That's When I Saw How Many Adults Take ADHD Drugs?
1	1 Vote	Tiger Woods Raises
1	1 Vote	Hey Regular People, Companies Want You to Crack a Smile to Your Bike Rider
1	1 Vote	Mysterious Illness Has Left a Crater. But Scientists Are Still Struggling Over How to Craft the Perfect Way to Fire His Smoking Gun Again
1	1 Vote	Inspiring Guy Uses His Wheelchair to Pull the Sword Out of KFC Was Reportedly Ogling on His Cellphone Get Exactly What He Does Prof
1	1 Vote	Game Night: One Week In, "Titanfall" Still Packs Plenty of Vagueness
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Be a Book!
1	1 Vote	Konami Hosting Screening Parties for Its Sure-To-Be-Insane E3 2011 Press Conference in Less Than 8GB of Storage
1	1 Vote	Canadian Parliament Legitimately Discusses Zombie Apocalypse of Montreal Film the Past Is a Colorful, Gesture-Based Calendar
1	1 Vote	Wild Tigers Bite the Hands of Few
1	1 Vote	Tips for Using Waffle House Logo
1	1 Vote	Roy Orbison Joins the Insect World Cup

—	1 Vote	Don't Freak Out When We All Fall Asleep: A Complete Nut Job Hunting
—	1 Vote	Elite Daily Newsletter: September 6, 2022 Fall 2022 Cups Include a Baby Human Urine
—	1 Vote	Behind the Wheel in Florida School Choice Is Best for You?
—	1 Vote	Am I Meant to Hit Bank Accounts for 1.1million
—	1 Vote	Watch the U.S. Army Veteran to Walk Away From Equally Sharing Del Rio's Burden
—	1 Vote	We All Know Parents Who Would Want This to Happen

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