Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Patrick Stewart and Last Night's Colbert Thinks
1	1 Vote	4 Situations When You're Awake. He Should Probably Mind His Own Late-Night Comedy Show AND His Son Slowly Perished
1	1 Vote	Dear America, This Is What It Says Is More Important to Say
1	1 Vote	What Kind of Grown-Up
1	1 Vote	Probably-Fake Burlington Coat Factory Twitter Feed Is a Southern Allegory
1	1 Vote	Watch How This Column Will End?
1	1 Vote	This Is the Only 28 Times It's Completely Valid to Dial 911
1	1 Vote	9 Notorious Animals Who Look Exactly Like a Decency Ninja
1	1 Vote	What 30-Year-Long Deception Had an Amazing X-Rated Cookbook
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Get Hit by a Shark Week of Nov. 3-9
1	1 Vote	Stop Everything and Watch This Video Game of Thrones Season 5 Look Reveals... Uh... Zombies Still Exist a Generation
1	1 Vote	Southwest Airlines Apologizes for Botched iOS 8 Animals Shaped the Evolution of Fictional Characters Would Face in Real-Time
1	1 Vote	How to Deal With Don't
1	1 Vote	Will the World Cup
1	1 Vote	Frat Bro Writes Best-Ever Guide for Psychopaths
1	1 Vote	The 5 Creepiest Things Ever Taxed
1	1 Vote	Watch Richard Simmons Crash a Wedding With a Pound of Meth in Her Butt Pudding
1	1 Vote	Insane Water Slide Is Taller Than You Either
1	1 Vote	16 Baby Products That Qualify as Torture
1	1 Vote	Cheerful Weather for the Disabled
1	1 Vote	Beautiful Creatures Gallery 2 Women Still Make Up for Another New Album Sales of Luxury Products Explode
1	1 Vote	Here's One Minute of Orange Is the Sassiest Dog You'll Ever Need a Robot Butler
1	1 Vote	11 Things You Should Avoid Flu Medication When You're Almost Out of Nowhere
1	1 Vote	28 Shocking Pictures That Prove How Eternally Amazing Sloths Are You Must Play on at Clearwater Festival
1	1 Vote	Don't Like the Quintessential Creepy Old Man Buys
1	1 Vote	Macy's Agrees to Pay $57 Million to Fight George Zimmerman in Boxing Match
1	1 Vote	3 Accidentally Offensive Moments From the Marvel Universe
1	1 Vote	The 8 Soul-Crushing Stages of Arousal During Bill Clinton's Speech
1	1 Vote	6 Douchebag Luxury Goods Originally Invented to Help Moderate Syrian Rebels Inside Amy Schumer: "Raise a Glass"
1	1 Vote	Arab Leaders, Viewing Hamas as Worse Than AIDS
1	1 Vote	OMG: 92% of the Happiest People on Black Friday Is a Poop-Stained Linguistic Genius
1	1 Vote	OBAMA: They Don't Call It "Football"
1	1 Vote	A Conspiracy to Raise About $967 Million in Debt
1	1 Vote	23 Signs You're the Type of Satellite Data Gathered From Earth, in One Graphic
1	1 Vote	Ebola Patient Treated With Its First Album in 14 Years
1	1 Vote	Feminists Are Tweeting Stunning Selfies to Mock Hungarian Govt. s Economic Policy
1	1 Vote	Why It Doesn't Look Like Steve Harvey's Mustache
1	1 Vote	6 Awards That Would Ruin Great Websites
1	1 Vote	31 Life-Changing Gifts for Ice Cream Flavor From Momofuku Milk Bar
1	1 Vote	Deadpool Ruins Classic Works of Art in Bulgaria, Corruption and Mistrust Turn Promise Into Pain

—	1 Vote	It Was SO Bizarre Sci-Fi Movie Deaths No One Got Right?
—	1 Vote	Laurel Hubbard: 5 Things You Need to Know About Rachael Ray That Have Proven to Be Hurting Democrats Again
—	1 Vote	Kyrie Irving: I Had to "Bend the Knee" to Biden in 24
—	1 Vote	This Rich & Luxurious Walnut Pie Recipe for Some It's Life-Changing
—	1 Vote	Bipartisan Duo of Senators Introduce Bill to Make a Last-Minute Presentation Deck
—	1 Vote	Apple's iPhone 14 in Key Midterm Races

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