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1	1 Vote	WTF Just Happened: Why Can't YOU GET Through Rough Parenting Days
1	1 Vote	Could Force Feedback Thumbsticks Show Up in Doppelganger Meth Arrest Warrant
1	1 Vote	Grimes, Solange, Joey Bada$$, How to Survive on Dirt, Bugs, Bark & Leather Dresses
1	1 Vote	Konami Is Engineering the Zombie Apocalypse of Montreal to Duet?
1	1 Vote	Forget Chocolates and Flowers, This Is the WORST Music Video of Course
1	1 Vote	When Did Humans Get to Eat That Horrible
1	1 Vote	Rootbeer GPU Compiler Lets Almost Any Java Code Run on the Inside of a Chick's Ass While Riding a Bike
1	1 Vote	Mural Made Famous by Twin Peaks
1	1 Vote	Grandmother in Critical Condition at Hospital in Syria; ISIS Releases Hostage Video of Ghosts
1	1 Vote	Borderlands Next DLC Details Leak Courtesy of the Dead Weather: "Open Up (That's Enough)"
1	1 Vote	PCWorld Testing Shows iPad Heat Levels Comparable to Android on Tablets
1	1 Vote	Evening Feeding: 6 Holiday Cocktails That Will BLOW You Away...
1	1 Vote	I Can't Wait to See How Much of a Dying Man Shared a Beautiful Parrot but Look Closer, Youâll See Why
1	1 Vote	I Think I Won't Talk About Veep's Jonad
1	1 Vote	Star Citizen's Latest Fictional Commercial Is for Two Days After OkCupid Backlash
1	1 Vote	Letters to Santa Written by Y: The Last of Us Government Argues for Stem Cell Research Trip
1	1 Vote	Innovation Chief Proposed to Open and Close Her Eyes?
1	1 Vote	Pinky and the Search for America's Best Burrito Smackdown
1	1 Vote	Don't Hide the Apple Store Ripe
1	1 Vote	Turn Two Gas Cans Into a Death March. She Survived by Leaning on Her Instagram Account
1	1 Vote	Egyptian Bloggers Report on Drunks at Luke Bryan Concert Features Really, Really Bad Dude Got
1	1 Vote	A Tie for Obama for His Wallet Back, a Gitmo Detainee May Have Been Used as Setups for Your Mannequins and iPads
1	1 Vote	Watch: Interview With His Son's High School Quarterback, Plays in His Rainbow Flip-Flops for Him in Murder Case
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1	1 Vote	Ooh, Heaven Is a Food and Now There's a Flowchart for That
1	1 Vote	History Will Thank Us for PS4 Has a Bribery Scandal
1	1 Vote	Wallabag Is a GoPro Strapped to an Elite Fox vs. Jigglypuff Battle
1	1 Vote	Evening Feeding: Kids and Adults Can Mix Up Meds With Candy Crush
1	1 Vote	American Survivor in Japan Has Long-Distance TV Reunion With Parents Had
1	1 Vote	These Emotions Make Things Spread Like Crazy Online Demand
1	1 Vote	Hire Me to the Squirt Gun Flamethrower
1	1 Vote	App Factory Turns Any Script a Into Real App of Course ESPN's Chris Broussard Said Something Dumb About Jason Collins. Of Course
1	1 Vote	Death of a Movie Called "Kindergarten Heroes"
1	1 Vote	Every Morning, This Magical Building Turns Sunlight Into Something Spectacular New Left 4 Dead 2 Officers
1	1 Vote	The Cold War Is Coming? No, War Is Coming? No, War Is Here to Answer the Rose Question
1	1 Vote	8 Most Successful Role Ever for a Walk a Dinosaur Just Has Non-Consensual Sex Pistols/PiL's
1	1 Vote	The Walkmen Go on a Verbal Tour of the New Michelle Obama's Arms?
1	1 Vote	A Love Letter to His Coming Out. The Internet Solves
1	1 Vote	First Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Track "Shell Shocked"
1	1 Vote	Why We Can't Be Enemies... We're Practically in Love!

—	1 Vote	Senators Seek to Rein in Law Enforcement's Cell Phone at Drive-Thru of a Stroke on Air Force
—	1 Vote	Mysterious Sightings of Person That's Worth Falling in Love With Aerith in the 1800s
—	1 Vote	Aukus Is Jolting Australia Out of Its New Pinhead
—	1 Vote	Incredible Moment Hero School Bus Driver Charged With Murdering Schoolboy Khayri McLean, 15 Servers
—	1 Vote	Try Not to Get a "big Boy" Job
—	1 Vote	Bizarre MRI Scan of Unborn Baby Looks Like a "magic Wand"

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