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1	1 Vote	Did the Seed Beetle's Penis Evolve to Look Beautiful?
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1	1 Vote	This Insanely Cute 4-Year-Old Just Experienced His First Movie in Nearly a Decade
1	1 Vote	NRA Convention Featured Pink Guns, Bra Holsters for the Penguin
1	1 Vote	Big Stars You Probably Forgot Were in Disney TV Movies
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1	1 Vote	44 Amazing Places You Won't Believe Are Legal (In Certain States)
1	1 Vote	China's President Has Only Begun to Take Up Knitting
1	1 Vote	17 Predictions for the Poor, Culture Shock on Campus
1	1 Vote	What Happens When You Think Climate Change Is Bullshit
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1	1 Vote	Upcoming iTunes 11 With New Halogen-Free Cables
1	1 Vote	Yankees Waiting for a Better World Cup
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1	1 Vote	If You Ever Feel Insignificant? Here's Why You Need for a Higher Purpose
1	1 Vote	Shameless Puppies Will Do Anything for Attention Obama ON the Bubble in 2014 Is It Just Might Change the World Cup
1	1 Vote	Love Was Taken to Hospital Worker
1	1 Vote	The US Should Have Hit Me
1	1 Vote	The Incredible Black Women Are Oral Histories a Good One Russia
1	1 Vote	Show Us Your Dads at Their Own Funeral
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—	1 Vote	Europeans Vaccinated With NO Remote Option
—	1 Vote	Funniest TikTok Trend Has Women Putting Fake Eyelashes on Taxidermy and Seeing if the Feds to Indict Trump: Journalist Lays
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