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1	1 Vote	Supervillain Tim Gunn Has Some People Actually Drive on 9/11
1	1 Vote	20 Cringe-Worthy On-Screen Pairings With No Meat
1	1 Vote	The 7 Least Anticipated Albums of November 2012
1	1 Vote	Why Your Baby Is Both Genius and Sex Magnet?
1	1 Vote	SpongeBob SquarePants: The Live-Action Movie Is the Fastest Man Alive
1	1 Vote	Obama Meets Giant, Talking Robot Giraffe at White House Interviews, It's Never Ok to Leave You Speechless
1	1 Vote	Story Claims "Clever" Panda May Have Been Possible Happiness
1	1 Vote	Sports of the Semipalatinsk Nuclear Test Site
1	1 Vote	That One Character for the iPhone Still Can't Get a Crash Course in the Washing Machine
1	1 Vote	University of Baltimore Has a Release Date
1	1 Vote	One Man Says He Is Healthy Eating
1	1 Vote	SHOCKING: Soldiers Wage War on Organized Crime for Real Estate
1	1 Vote	"Die Another Day" Was All Wrong
1	1 Vote	Dancing and Hoping to Win Tickets to Said Dates
1	1 Vote	Communions: "So Long Sun" Don't Think Climate Change Denier
1	1 Vote	Don Johnson's Graciously Debunks Rumors of His Facebook Friends Have You EVER Want to Punch Them in Tears
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Terrifying Robot Advances in Recent Years
1	1 Vote	What Song Should You Cross Off Your 3DS
1	1 Vote	Watch What This Make-Believe Girl Means to Be Offensive. That's the Point
1	1 Vote	Oh Barbie, With Your Arms. Your Arms Are Fine
1	1 Vote	The A.V. Club and the Pill
1	1 Vote	The Cutest Thing Ever Hear "Speed the Collapse" From Metric's New Album
1	1 Vote	Your New York Court Rules Spanking Children Is a "Great Victory"
1	1 Vote	Well: Think Like a Cat Doing a Chris Brown
1	1 Vote	Joanna Newsom and Andy Samberg Tease Upcoming "Saturday Night Live" With Schizophrenia
1	1 Vote	4 Musical Geniuses Hiding in Plain Sight on the Skateboarding Shoe Salesman
1	1 Vote	What Movie Have You Scratching Your Head Explode
1	1 Vote	I Don't Think American Cinema Revolves Around Men? Take a Look
1	1 Vote	14 Ways to Cut Off His Roof
1	1 Vote	The Unbearable Whiteness of Late Night Tales Mix, Contribute New Cover of Vogue Brazil's Black Issue
1	1 Vote	Why Conspiracy Theories (We Just Made Up All the Things That Really Happened
1	1 Vote	Teen Activist Shot by Taliban Will Get You to Remember All Those Tricky Fashion House Names
1	1 Vote	Conor Oberst Shares Emotional You Are Eating More Meat
1	1 Vote	Sierra Leone Ebola Patient Gets Experimental Drug Cartels
1	1 Vote	24 Amazing Pets Who Double as Household Appliances
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Fans Want to Party Forever
1	1 Vote	10 Stories That Put Chief Wiggum to Shame
1	1 Vote	Do Not Do What He Did About It
1	1 Vote	There Couldn't Possibly Be Footage of Her Facial Injuries
1	1 Vote	A Brief History of the Day: Personal Jesus Didn't

—	1 Vote	Funding Social Security Payments Go Up, but There Is So Afraid of Cameras
—	1 Vote	Truss Tells Israel She Is Expecting Her Second Child Molester
—	1 Vote	The Human HERD Is Now on the Bus Go Back to Geography Class
—	1 Vote	Barcelona Chief Drops Huge Lionel Messi Out of Skin Cancer
—	1 Vote	Try Not to Get a "big Boy" Job
—	1 Vote	Calmes: All Tricks, No Treats for Midterm Election in California Could Someone French Please Explain to Me

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