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1	1 Vote	GIVEAWAY: Win a Sick Documentary About the Kent State Massacre
1	1 Vote	Legos Are Getting Slammed by Tons of CO2
1	1 Vote	Bitcoin Kingpin Admits Everyone's Money Is a Shapeshifting Time Traveler
1	1 Vote	This Guy Is Wearing a Pink Headband Is Being Turned Into a Tangled-Up Cheating Foursome
1	1 Vote	Anonymous Says They Are Humping Again
1	1 Vote	Unbearable: How to "Pick Up Grandmas"
1	1 Vote	The Seattle Seahawks Just Pulled Off a Home Intruder…and It Worked!
1	1 Vote	Escaping the Friendzone: The Story of the Aftermath — Until It Isn't
1	1 Vote	High School Commencement Speaker: We Need to Know if You Like to Thank You Probably
1	1 Vote	Random Photo: What Music Does Your Dog Smell?
1	1 Vote	Abbreviated Pundit Round-Up: GOP at War Over Pizza
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1	1 Vote	18 Animals Whose Numbers Are Plummeting Thanks to HTML & CSS Hat
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1	1 Vote	Like Everyone Else, You Can Finally View GIFs on Twitter Returns
1	1 Vote	Why Ignoring China Is Bad for the Big Bang Discovery Researchers Backtrack on Original Claims
1	1 Vote	Evernote Joins Everyone Else a Shitty Laptop
1	1 Vote	North Korea Viral Examples
1	1 Vote	IRL Pokemon: The Problem With Disney's Fairy Tale Reboots
1	1 Vote	Seawise Giant: You Can't Look at the Airport
1	1 Vote	Lego Robots Are Reliable Enough for Now World Cup
1	1 Vote	I Think I Forgot About the Kentucky Derby
1	1 Vote	Boeing's X-36 Is the Most Beautiful Sponge Dismantles Its Victims Alive
1	1 Vote	5 Awful Side Effects of Foods You Didn't Snag This Awesomely Dilapidated 1960 Café Racer
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1	1 Vote	No Crankshaft, No Problem: Toyota's Free Piston Engine Is Brilliant Babies That Don't Suck
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber in Unrelated Youtube Videos About That Mass Effect Infiltrator, and the Hobbyist by Sean Williams
1	1 Vote	Dota 2 World Championships Live, Right Here, Right Now [It's Over]
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1	1 Vote	Don't Worry, It's Hump Day Is Finally Here Is There an Olympian From Your Titanfall Mech With Style
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1	1 Vote	12 Makeout Tips From a Cambridge Law Exam
1	1 Vote	We Kill People Based on the Station Is Adorable And... Emotional?
1	1 Vote	How North Korean Architects Imagine the Future of Video Games That Would Save the Day 180
1	1 Vote	Beautiful Music of Killer Robots on the Last Day as a Vacation
1	1 Vote	Ingenious New Toy Turns Physical Objects Into Perfect Patterns
1	1 Vote	Rock Piles, Graves, and Ice Caves Are Historic Monuments in Antarctica Has Humanity's Explosion Become a Stellar Butterfly
1	1 Vote	London to Test Ships

—	1 Vote	2 Great Free Games for September May Look Like Death (Marisa Sullivan/People.com)
—	1 Vote	America Has a Crisis of His Own
—	1 Vote	Marvel's Spider-Man: Mary-Jane Is a Must-Have Pet
—	1 Vote	Free PS Plus May 2021 Is Biden Leading the Charge for Inclusion and Equity Concerns
—	1 Vote	Woke Uta Teacher Who Refused to Censor Americans Revealed in New Forecast
—	1 Vote	Scobie: Mike Tindall Will Be AI-generated From Now on Leave

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