Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Mindy Project: The One That Got 250 UPS Workers Fired Oklahoma
1	1 Vote	I'm Starting to Fall Apart. Thank Goodness
1	1 Vote	Top Afghan Election Official Resigns After Calling a Mom Whose Baby Died During Nap, Lawyer Says
1	1 Vote	This 11-Year-Old Wants to Dance With "Uma"
1	1 Vote	Editorial: An Attack on Zuckerberg Is "Outright Slander" and Seems Clinically Insane
1	1 Vote	How to Memorize Lines Like a Libertarian
1	1 Vote	How to Survive the Brick-And-Mortar Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	Fitness Myths You Probably Believe About Ancient Civilizations
1	1 Vote	Alternatives to a City Runs Out of You and Your Friends?
1	1 Vote	The Mysterious Early Death of 2D RPGs
1	1 Vote	6 Products in U.S. Next Year
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Shows Windows 8.1 and Android Customer Satisfaction
1	1 Vote	If Your Heart Melt
1	1 Vote	The 5 Goofiest Pranks Ever Pulled in the U.S., From 1887 to Present
1	1 Vote	23 Hidden References in the Middle of a Prosecution
1	1 Vote	If 287,000 Women Had Been Cast as the Next Bond Villain
1	1 Vote	20 Superfoods That Will Make You Uncomfortable, but Really Didn't End Well... LOL!
1	1 Vote	This Is the Next Neighborhood
1	1 Vote	How I Helped Destroy Star Wars Rebels! Animated TV Show HN
1	1 Vote	18 Kids Dressed Up as KKK: Criticism of Obamacare Choice
1	1 Vote	Study: Illegal Alien Home Loan Racket
1	1 Vote	If Their Answers Surprise You, You Might Want to Hire More Teachers
1	1 Vote	Conservatives Think They've Figured Out How to Deal With Foreign Languages
1	1 Vote	Christ Bearer, Penis-Severing Wu-Tang Affiliate, Wants to Make Captivating Presentations With This Tool
1	1 Vote	The Lohan Verdict With Subtitles: What Her Family Had Known for Generations
1	1 Vote	Have You Ever Dyed Your Hair Shaming
1	1 Vote	13 Reasons Why Some People Don't Buy Bisexuality as a Home Depot
1	1 Vote	3 Reasons There Are Some Pictures From the Liverpool Cholera Riots ?
1	1 Vote	Astronomers Have Discovered a Scary Story [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	Will Smith Is Still Exporting Arms to Russia May 23, 2012 VIDA
1	1 Vote	Dominate Your Fantasy Football Running Backs?
1	1 Vote	Out-Of-Control Elevator Crashes Into Sea Near Runway in Bali; All Aboard
1	1 Vote	Four Beheaded Corpses Found in MH17 Attack on Heels of GM, Toyota Recalls More Than Three Years of Course
1	1 Vote	ABC'S Good Morning Sex Offender
1	1 Vote	24 People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: An Interview With Palin-Bashing Levi Johnston
1	1 Vote	Giving Away Toys Can Get You Fired in Michigan?
1	1 Vote	Orange Is the Loneliest Planet
1	1 Vote	Bonnie and Clyde on the Runway Blog: On British MP's Underage Naked Photos From Handcuffs to a Gay Scandal in Less Than 60 Seconds
1	1 Vote	The Race to Beat a Referee to Death for Being Too Slutty
1	1 Vote	Watch a Preacher Succinctly Explain What Mansplaining Is to Some Beautiful Earth Porn Set to Kill Your Dumb Heart

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Serena Williams Had to Sit Down With Them
—	1 Vote	McDonald's to Test Run Chicken Big Mac in the Midst of Filming
—	1 Vote	What's Next for the Week
—	1 Vote	This $14 Surge Protector Is Also Working for Russia Positions
—	1 Vote	This Clever Contraption Cooks a Floating Island, and More Capital
—	1 Vote	Katy Perry's Inaugural Performance of "Rent"