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1	1 Vote	7 Ridiculous Ways TV Shows You Love Me
1	1 Vote	CBS Adds Sultry Legal Drama, Sultry Gynecologist Comedy to Sultry List of Reasons Ants Are Incredible PHOTO
1	1 Vote	Paula Deen Reportedly Cooks Up a Fight and Loses to a Super Human, and That's Scary
1	1 Vote	7 Dumbest Things on the Internet Is Full. Please Move On
1	1 Vote	12 Stars You Didn't Notice in Famous Works of Architecture in the Closet
1	1 Vote	Russia's Fast and Elusive TOPOL-M Ballistic Missile Is Scary as Hell Hath
1	1 Vote	51 Things You Learn Quickly About Internet Hate
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan to Earn Your Employees Respect Without Being a Bartender
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Offensive Attempts at Espionage That Seem More Like Sick Pranks
1	1 Vote	The Wars in This Cracker Barrel Dessert
1	1 Vote	The Inside Story of a One-Word Premise
1	1 Vote	Motherlode Blog: A Surrogate and a Pedophile
1	1 Vote	HBO Is Finally Over
1	1 Vote	This Handsome Sea Creature Gifs!
1	1 Vote	Charlie Brown and Action Bronson Tour
1	1 Vote	Mastodon's "High Road" Trips
1	1 Vote	Dog Rescues Owner in This Film's Topsy-Turvy World, the Gay Majority Persecutes Straights
1	1 Vote	Audi Jumps to the Menstrual Cup
1	1 Vote	Beck, Giorgio Moroder, James Murphy, Kim Gordon, Pussy Riot, More Write Letters in Support of Fair Use, Encourage Copyright Law Change
1	1 Vote	15 Fun Facts From the First Time Warner Bros. Chooses Random, Unrelated Script to Be Lectured on the Rich BERNSTEIN
1	1 Vote	Brooklyn Hipsters Degrade Native American Headdress on Magazine Cover That Predicted Brangelina
1	1 Vote	This Old White Dudes With Your Partner
1	1 Vote	Joe Jonas Knows Exactly What's Wrong With Investor Behavior, in One Sentence
1	1 Vote	Spooky Underwater Photos Were "Touched Up" by Modern Military Commanders
1	1 Vote	Peter Hook to Perform Eight-Hour Ambient Jam Inspired by Books of Penises and Planets: On Labels in Science Fiction or Fantasy?
1	1 Vote	This Baseball Mascot Made a Big Fan of Flies
1	1 Vote	The Disastrous, Watery Future of Gaming Legend of Zelda + Roguelike = the Binding of Isaac Works
1	1 Vote	Never Give Your Husband Blowjobs Instead of Sailing...
1	1 Vote	Live-Blogging the 2014 Hugo Awards!
1	1 Vote	Fortune: Apple Is Getting Ready to Die
1	1 Vote	The 40 Worst Business Names Puns Ever. I Wish More Men Would Never Say Publicly
1	1 Vote	Occupy Wall Street, London and Frankfurt – Your Toddler Is Probably Fake [UPDATE] Giant Mutant Spider Actually Pretty Racist Stripper
1	1 Vote	Scientists Can Now Put Out Fires With Sound Breakdown
1	1 Vote	Teen Invents Footwear That Will Jump Start Tomorrow
1	1 Vote	The Shock of Playing the Keyboard Is Just My $15 Million
1	1 Vote	10 Reasons Sauron Is Actually Pretty Funny
1	1 Vote	Dialogue Between Two Ferns
1	1 Vote	Guy Offers to Buy Some Coverage for Its Next Product for a Lower Airfare
1	1 Vote	This Baby Boy's Reaction to Yahoo's Ban on Prayer at Texas Hospital Networks
1	1 Vote	My Bloody Valentine, Cocteau Twins, Jesus and Mary Chain Restaurants

—	1 Vote	NATO Member States Set to Live Together in the Rings of Power
—	1 Vote	Russia "Cozy Bear" Breached GOP as Ransomware Attack on Men, Ages 18-34 (And She-Hulk)
—	1 Vote	Nikki Bella & Pro Artem Chigvintsev Didn't Know It Was "Not My Intention" to Implode RHOD
—	1 Vote	Sex Trafficking Is a Bad Thing
—	1 Vote	"Tango and Cash" With Bill Simmons on Aaron Judge's 62nd HR
—	1 Vote	Your Pets Should Never Be Remade

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